Magic Trick |
Gary and John are in a sauna.Gary says to John, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"John says "Sure.""OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees"John turns around and gets down on all f...
Posted by Michele on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST |
New Viruses |
Lewinsky Virus:Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.Kenneth Starr Virus:Competely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report t...
Posted by Michele on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Here Are My Rules! |
This letter serves as notice to you that hence forth, any co-worker, manager, underling or otherwise human being that breaks any of the following rules in my cube is going to get smacked. It might be ...
Posted by Michele on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST |
My First Car Accident |
Ok I have to say I have been blessed to 28 years old and never have a car accident. Well this afternoon my luck ran out. Yeppers I just got my new car last month and out enjoying it when I...
Posted by Michele on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:49:00 PST |
More Sexual Trivia |
Minks ...
Posted by Michele on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST |
Sexual Trivia |
Eve...
Posted by Michele on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST |
Presidential Questions |
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name."Stanley," responds th...
Posted by Michele on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST |
I Hate Thomas Kinkade |
I hate Thomas Kinkade. I despise his cobblestones, his sanctimonious capitalism, and the weasel-like moustache that sat on his pig-like face all the way through the nineties. I hate him. I hate hi...
Posted by Michele on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST |
Q & A |
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?A: Line dancing at the nursing home.Q: What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?A: A frog in a blender!Q: What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated lab...
Posted by Michele on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST |
25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up |
--> --> 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get...
Posted by Michele on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST |
