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Garbage Man Dave &lt;3 You

What Nigga,? WHAT!

About Me

I am just your everyday trashman. I love the smell of trash in the morning. I can get high off the smell. Why do you think I look like this now? I used to have a girlfriend but she dumped me for her gynocologist. I guess she liked the way he was feeling up on her. Well that part of my life is over now. I have to move on. There is a cute girl on Stern St and Flower Ave. Third house from the corner. I love the way she strolls out to take out the garbage for me to handle.

COMMENT ON MY BLOGS!!!

I spend hard work and time on that shit!


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Why They Love You You know exactly what they want.
Why They Hate You You kiss better than them.

My Interests

chasing pigeons, lookin up spanking boards online, girls, hilighting myself, coloring in coloring books, women, sniffing eraser sheddings, playing cowboys and indians, sex, skateboarding nude, masterbating, shoving fingers up my butt, pornos, hustler, playboy, dildos, barbies, dolls, grapes, whip cream, fly fishing (fly as in the zipper), scouting bodacious babes, hot sexy mommas, trash, jump rope, pogo sticks, listening to sea shells, peeing, pooping, rollar coasters, pamela anderson, banana peels, low riders, big dicks, wet pussy, flossing teeth, stacking toilet paper, lawn bowling, shuffle board, cricket, shoving shit up my ass, horseshoes, watchin kids at the park, metal detectors on the beach, pushing random kids on swings, paintballing, play cops and robbers, thumbwars, wearing lingerie, skinny dipping, poking stuff, toothpicks, white out, takin shits, drilling holes in street signs, puttin grapes up my nose, myspacing, coloring, and twirling in circles.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can raise the lever to the trashtruck!

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Music:

cosby down under, james brown, green day, fountains of wayne, 50 Cent, Third Eye Blind, Jimmy Eat's World, Nelly, Akon, Eminem, mars volta, mercury rising, u2, backstreet boys, nsync, three doors down, phone underwater, puke squad, mos def, frite lite, soaring bulls, one eye cow, the monks, Tres Rev Wue, Wu Tang Clan, Johnny goes round, James Dean, Hoppin Hobbits, Fish on land, Grape Line, Momma's tools, Chainsaw rectum, the who hoos, striking cranes, wondering willow bush, nick cannon, paper mosquitoes, walking door mats, the poppy seeds...I basically like emo, jazz, rock, punk, heavy metal, soft rock, classic rock, hip hop, r&b, rap, love songs, blues, rock n roll....everything but CUNTRY!!!

Heroes:

PEOPLE WHO PRODUCE PORNO MUSIC

My Blog

Sunday Football

As I'm sittin here watching football on a beautiful day in Beverly Hills, I stop to contemplate the meaning of football.  The different colors and the different people.  Its like a war. ...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:49:00 PST

shitty shit shit

shitty shit shit and a lot if lickity lick lick.  That does not mean i licked shit.  I went to a chinese restaurante the other night instead of the garbage for my food.  No you dumbasse...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Comment on my big black ass.

so i look at my sorry ass page every fuckin day and see that i have no new comments.  and it makes me fuckin pathetic.  like i just want to emerge myself in the dump yard.  i want to ge...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The New ME

I recently took a vacation my children to a Buddhist temple.  I have been revived from the sins of the world and will no longer talk about sex, lust, or other perverted topics.  I am going t...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trash Disco

So I'm driving in my trash truck blastin some funky ass disco music cruisin along the road to my next destination. Of course the next destination is always the next house which is one house away. Th...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drinkin like a motha fuckin camel

I LOVE DRINKING...do you? Drinking is good for you and it is also bad for you. You can pour that shit in any hold you can think of. Your ear, eye, nose, ass crack, mouth. If you drink the good shi...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strip Pool

Well Rick and I decided to go play pool at his house the other nite. I've never played pool in my entire life. I realized that I look kinda like the 8 Ball. Black and Round. I always thought pool ...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

niggaz on the beach

Well the other day I decided to go to the beach to pick up some trash. Do some fuckin good for my fuckin community. It was a nice day n shit and then I realized I was the only nigga on the whole fuc...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ME

I like to consider myself an interracial man. The word "blog" sounds really asian. Thus I'd like to call this a "WIGGAS YELLOW BEAN." That way you have a combination of white and black in "wigga" a...
Posted by Garbage Man Dave <3 You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST