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Helena Handbag

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About Me


i love roller derby. yes, i want to marry it. i am easily distracted and tend to be kind of loud. being an adult is very wierd, but i like that i can do whatever i want. my pups are the greatest people in the world. fun is the best thing to have.


i hate the following things:

    olives raw onions chocolate ice cream pepper (as in "salt and") citrus in baking (lemon bars, key lime pie) rootbeer coffee flavored things (coffee ice cream) flavored coffee (hazelnut is the worst) too ripe bananas chocolate and mint together papaya cooked green peppers (love them raw) italian sausage lox ice in my drink dark chocolate anything you put your boogers on

My Interests

roller derby, building things, snide sarcastic humor, dessert, roller skates, power tools, dogs, being ridiculous, arm wrestling, cartoons, black coffee, my friends, dumb jokes, cute girls, art, scuba diving, the feeling you get when someone jumps out and scares you, cuddling, candy, a challenge...

I'd like to meet:

my soul mate.
or who ever, really.

Movies:

the muppets take manattan, mousetrap, i can't really sit through a whole movie so that's it... oh i thought of one more, pootie-tang. and as of 8/26/06 over the top.

Television:

sometimes...

Books:

yes...

Heroes:

jake!
i miss you so much buddy.

my other pups, who i miss and love with all my heart:
pixie paw paws...mowgli joe...and gillie bud

My Blog

so.

what did you do on friday night? i stayed home, disassembled, cleaned, preformed routine maintenance, and reassembled my gum ball machine. beat that, losers.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

famous?

click here to read about scare force one in the washington post!...
Posted by Helena Handbag on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

lame.

i just burned my dinner. it was just microwave popcorn, but still. well, i ate half of it anyway. so, like i said, lame.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

hhmmm.

nothing going on here. wish there were. although it is a bit boring, it is better than chaos. i guess.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

scare force one.

scare force one had the secretaries of hate bent over and "taking dictation" in the dc rollergirls expo bout. score: 78 to 31. oh, and 25 of those points were me baby. of course i never woul...
Posted by Helena Handbag on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

derbytard.

so, east coast derby extravaganza. i got a lot out of it including the following: got excited, got knocked out, got schooled, got silly, got complimented, got friendly, got ecstatic, got nam...
Posted by Helena Handbag on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

what?

what do you want from me? ya, it would be nice to know.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

giddyup!

back in the saddle baby. mmhmmm.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:00:00 PST

ouch.

my heart is breaking. god it fucking hurts.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

roller derby.

goddamn i lu'me some derby. carolina vs. charm city last night. southern hellfire on a flat trackalacky. mmmm, carolina puts the harm in charm city.
Posted by Helena Handbag on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST