When I grow up, I'd like to be either a professional arm wrestler or a roller skate. I haven't decided yet, but either way my parents will be proud.
When I grow up, I'd like to be either a professional arm wrestler or a roller skate. I haven't decided yet, but either way my parents will be proud.
Your mom. Doing offensive things to your mom. Doing esoteric things to your mom. Claiming to have done vaguely offensive but mostly esoteric things to you mom on previous nights. Roller skating. Roller skating with your mom.
The future. Popsicles. Myspace.
is entertaining.
are awesome.
Your Mom (for what she can do with a biker gang), my little sister (for being a performance artist in central PA), you (for buying tickets to watch me play roller derby)