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Six5onSkates

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About Me

Check me out on the news . WJLA Channel 7.

Who cares? I'm bitch and I would probably offend you and/or your entire family. Especially if you are an idiot.

I'm an asshole. Really. Ask anyone who knows me.

Me=very tall, opinionated, sarcastic, funny, sweet, vicious, cute, violent, an asshole, loves PBR, loves inappropriate jokes, loves making fun of people and myself, don't take myself too seriously, ever in search of a really great happy hour, works hard and a lot, plays harder and a lot more.

I'm a member of Scare Force One , one of the four DC Rollergirl's teams.

Go Team Awesome!

My Interests

Roller Derby; Music; PBR; Pirates; hanging with my friends; cheesy horror movies; good books; spending time with my munchkin; being outside; surreal art; getting tattooed; pole AND hole

I'd like to meet:

Yourmom.com - wait, I already know her.

Anyone who shows up for this:

Buy Tickets for this bout Here

Get on the DC Rollergirl Party Shuttle! For a small fee, you can ride to the bout in style and have all the beer you can drink! Email [email protected] for more info or to reserve your spot today!

My pirate name is: Mad Bess Rackham Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Music:

I have a pretty wide range of music that I listen to and it would take forever to name them all, so here's a condensed version in no particular order: Elvis, Murphy's Law, Lower East Side Stitches, Agnostic Front, Dog Eat Dog, The Ramones, The Misfits, Sex Pistols, Clutch, Damageplan, Down, COC, Hatebreed, Otep, D Generation, Sick of it All, Static-X, Slipknot, System of a Down, Megadeth, old Metallica, Depeche Mode, NIN, Tool, APC, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Suicidal Tendencies, The Business, Rob Zombie, 80s, ... Okay, that's enough for now...

Movies:

My all time favorite movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas...
I also love The Lord of the Rings Trilogy...

Television:

I hate TV. Except:
Lost
ER
CSI - the original. Fuck Miami and NY.

Books:

The last books I read were The Lord of the Flies, Geek Love and A Million Little Pieces. I also recently re-read Hearts in Atlantis.

Heroes:

hard working,
ass kicking,
alla time practicing derby girls

My captain and co-captain
Joy Collision's ass

My Blog

Scare Force One 138 - Cherry Blossom Bombshells 96

Sorry for the delay, ladies and gents. We just got access to the score stat sheets. Big thanks to Ref Neck for locating and posting them to us!On April 21st, the DC Rollergirls kicked off their first...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Scare Force One 78 - Secretaries of Hate 31

DC Rollergirls Expo boutScare Force One vs. Secretaries of HateTwo twenty minute periods, two teams fighting for victory.In the first bout of DC Rollergirls Inaugural 2007 season, Scare Force One led ...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

Knocking girls down!

So the day has come. Our Expo bout. Holy crap. SOLD OUT!Gonna knock some girls down, skate my heart out and yell, yell, YELL for my team mates.I've waited 1 year, 2 months and 3 days for this moment. ...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

DCRGs Birthday...

Was amazing. Thanks to everyone who came out, partied, danced their asses off, drank their faces off and met the newly formed DC Rollergirls teams.The list of thank yous is SO long but I have to give ...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Last Week, a recap for those of you with short term memory loss

So apparently, you shouldn't fuck with rollergirls. Apparently if you break this rule, you get your face punched in by aforementioned rollergirls. Two in particular did the beating at a venue, which...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

Halloween

Every one who knows me knows that I love, love, love Halloween. This year is going to be filed under the top 5 Halloweens EVER. A working list of why:1. My kid dressing up as a DC Rollergirl. FMC bet...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

Wasted...

HAHAHA. I filed this under parties and nightlife.I'm at home, in bed, all by my lonesome. Where are my roller derby buddies? I need to cuddle and while you're here...Okay. Enough. Goon night.PS - You ...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Draaaaaanks

I am so fucking happy. I have a good job (that drives me crazy at times), an awesome kid, a supportive family and the awesomest friends a rollergirl could ask for.We go out, get wasted and act like as...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

Boys=Suck

What is it with some men? What makes you think that just because I entertain a conversation with you at a bar, accept the generosity you offer by paying for the shots I just ordered and am polite, tha...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST

What's it gonna take?

For me to be able to get some sleep? I attributed my insomnia to returning from Vegas and still being 3 hours earlier and had myself convinced until it continued past the one week mark of my return.He...
Posted by Six5onSkates on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST