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michael audrey myers

purely and simply...evil

About Me



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i'm all black. i was adopted very young, so i like to nestle on your neck and between legs when you're under the covers cause i gotta stay warm! i have a vicious name, but i'm the biggest scaredy-cat you'll ever meet!! i'm a voracious cuddler, but if someone comes to my house, i'll run and hide! i was so tiny when i was little with huge ears, so i earned the nickname BATMAN for a little bit. but now i'm just called "buddy". it's the only name i respond to and i'll be glad to talk to you if you address me! i try to cuddle up to the ladies i live with, but except for ruby (my best friend and the other half of "the black army"), they snub me for the most part. we might sniff faces for a second, but they always raise a paw to me. i love to play. especially with toys. and even now that i'm full grown, i'll still leap into the air and spin around just like i did when i was a kid!

My Interests

my sister ruby (she gives me baths), plastic bags (i love to chew them, but my dad says it's not good for me to swallow plastic!), toy white mice, anything that hangs off anything (wires, belts, blankets, strings, etc.)

I'd like to meet:

Michael Myers, Dr. Loomis, Laurie, Lynda, Annie, Psycho-Kitty, Dr. Satan, Azrael, any other black cat.

Music:

any of the Halloween soundtracks!

Movies:

halloween 1-7, i didn't like "ressurection", but rob zombie's halloween was great!! anything in the horror genre.

Television:

seinfeld, futurama, married...with children

Books:

books don't interest me. unless i'm biting the pages of a book you're reading.

Heroes:

ruby, zoe, layla, my parents