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morty

whozewhatsin & whatnot

About Me

i was born a poor black child, in euclid ohio. & now i have a little one of my own (benjamin rivers). i still talk to jesus, even though he doesn't answer. maybe the dark lord will hear my cries (maybe not). i had a dingo (r.i.p. sebastian), you were the only thing i truely loved in this world. i play in crappy bands, for fun. i like chocolate & pizza. milk hates me & does bad things to my tummy. i miss my baby's momma, real bad! i can't spell worth a damn. i also like to masturbate. & you just wasted a few minutes of your time here. bummerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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My Interests

the thought that one day, everything will be all right (even though it won't be)

I'd like to meet:

james dewees // my baby's momma (hates me) // santa claus // the easter beagle
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Music:

triplefastaction // coalesce // steve burns // reggie and the full effect // mindless self indulgence // fluxuation // superjoint ritual // common denominator // hall trash // furnitureforthefuture // depeche mode // jane's addiction // mr lew // failure // every time i die // glassjaw // peenywheats // chopin // samantha 7 // me first and the gimme gimmes // ringo starr

Movies:

very bad things // less than zero // bubba ho-tep // a christmas story // leaving las vegas // secret window // session 9 // swimming with sharks // copland // good will hunting // the cable guy // strangle mania 2 // house of a 1000 corpses // vanilla sky // my cousin vinny // coffee and cigarettes

Television:

while you were out // blue's clues // queer eye for the straight guy // fairly oddparents // rugrats // jimmy neutron // scooby-doo // ren and stimpy

Books:

go, dog. go! // where the wild things are // are you my mother? // the velveteen rabbit // one fish two fish red fish blue fish // everyone poops // the cat in the hat // and to think that i saw it on mulberry street

Heroes:

steve buscemi

My Blog

losten

fraudulent miracles, make miracles seashells rice paper princess (guess too poor) in the mist above perfection rain on the parade me that's crowding daylight and never the two shall meet said the tige...
Posted by morty on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST