SeRcH - Vegas bound ONCE AGAIN, 2 months..

========================================================= im all about havin a good time...light a fire in someone's kitchen...go to sea world, maybe take my pants off....u know, just gettin a couple of cocktails in me...i find myself saying "i dont know how to put this...but...im kind of a big deal...people know me...i have many leather bound books...and my room smells of rich mahoganey" ============================================================ ======================================== Actually, here's the deal. I hate myspace. It took a year of getting "invited" to join it to FINALLY do it, and my friend Brady (no longer on myspace) did my profile for me. Since then I have added pics and videos to my page, but thats bout it. I have been officially sucked into this MESS of a website and now I can't get out. Im VERY close to deleting it, but im glad that I found friends from college that I thought I'd never speak to again. I've also met some girls on here over the years, so hey, what can I say, I'm HONEST. I'm the most honest guy you'll ever meet. Don't ask me if something looks stupid on you, or if you look fat in something, because I'll say YES. I'm VERY smart and many people can attest to that, so if you can't complete a normal conversation, you'll get nothing from me. I'm also a pretty good person that has done a lot of bad things. Life is filled with forks in the road. Some people choose the straight and narrow path. I have not. I try to do the right thing by everyone, but always seem to get the sh*t end of the stick. I'm an incredibly wild, funny person. If you look at my profile here, you can see that I have a pretty good sense of humor. I am at the very top of most people's "funniest people i know" list. LIFE IS FUNNY PEOPLE!!! IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT EVERYTHING, THEN DON'T LAUGH AT ANYTHING!!! NOTHING is so bad that you can't pick yourself up, wipe off the dust and keep going. I've got the wisdom of a philosopher, and I use that to help people if they are willing to take it. That's about as much as I want to tell here. JUST REMEMBER..THIS IS MYSPACE, NOT REAL FRIGGIN LIFE!!! ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS TOO SERIOUSLY, ANYONE WHO GETS MAD WHEN I DELETE THEM, WELL THEN YOU'RE JUST A CHILDISH BAFOON AND I FEEL FOR YOU!!! IT'S A COMPUTER, IT'S A WEBSITE, IT'S NOT REAL LIFE...GET OVER IT, AND HAVE FUN WITH IT... ============================================================ ==========================================================TH IS IS HILARIOUS!!! WHAT A TOOL! IT'S JUST A SPELLING BEE .. width="425" height="350" ..THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL TIME...THANKS FOO....