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Alcohol

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About Me

I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight With somebody twice your size I've been known to cause a few break ups I've been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those Naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemmingway write like he did And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you Put that lampshade on your headAnd since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux France Been making the bars lots of big money And helping white people dance I got you in trouble in high school But college, now that was a ball You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me AlcoholIf you have any pictures of you and me together that you want me to post, send them to [email protected] and I'll be sure to add them to my photos.


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My Interests

Making you hook up with ugly people, lowering your standards, making you look like an ass in front of the person you really like a lot, giving you a wicked headache in the morning, and having you become real close friends with your toilet.
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I'd like to meet:

Adolph Coors, Eberhard Anheuser, Sir Arthur Guinness, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Tom Collins, and Duff Man


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Music:

Alcohol by Brad Paisley, 1 Bourbon, 1 Scotch, 1 Beer by George Thorogood, Beer by Reel Big Fish, Titties and Beer by Frank Zappa, Tequilla Sunrise by The Eagles, Whiskey In The Jar by Any Irish Band, Tequila by The Champs, Your Alcohol I.Q.140-159 Points:You've been around the block a few times, but it wasn't just in the back seat! You're the life of the party, even if you're not the one doing the drinking.With what you know, you're just as likely to have the party follow you anywhere you go as you are to be the shining star everyone wants to know!
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Movies:

Cocktail, Strange Brew, Animal House, Old School, Van Wilder, Rules of Attraction, PCU, Back To School, Swingers, and Porky's How much alcohol can you stand?
You have no problem with alchohol only without! You're so fucking ill, dude!
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Television:

Cheers, Family Guy, and The Simpsons
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Books:

Drink As Much As You Want and Live Longer: The Intelligent Person's Guide to Healthy Drinking by Frederick M. Beyerlein Did I Have a Good Time: Teenage Drinking by Marion Howard, Gerald Bennett A Six-Pack and a Fake I.D.: Teens Look at the Drinking Question by Susan Cohen Alcohol by Jen Green

Heroes:

George Wendt (played Norm on Cheers), Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Dean Martin, and The Irish.
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My Blog

What Oº°¨J¨°ºO Posted About Me

My boy Oº°'¨J¨'°ºO  had this to say about his number one friend (ME!)   1)What's their name??? Alcohol 2).Do you trust them? Not at all, but I just can't say no 3).Where did you meet them? 1...
Posted by Alcohol on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

www.marykatemusic.com

Hey everyone I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. Here name is Mary Kate and she's trying to get her singing career off the ground. She's from Southie (in Boston) so you know she's an Irish gi...
Posted by Alcohol on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:27:00 PST

www.haveasparklingday.com

Hey everyone, normally I wouldn't do this but I saw this pretty cool website. It's www.haveasparklingday.com Some pretty funny shit on there. The video of the kids whipping each other was wicked funny...
Posted by Alcohol on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

Graduations, New Friends, and Pics

Hey everyone its been a little while since I last wrote anything. I must appologize, I had a lot of graduations, birthdays, weddings, and other events to visit/crash. Huge shout out to all the graduat...
Posted by Alcohol on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

Happy Friday, Post Some Pics, and Marty's The Man!

Hey everyone I just wanted to say hi and to mention that I had fun with some of you last night, it was a crazy Thirsty Thursday for some. Today is Friday and I look forward to seeing yuo all tonight; ...
Posted by Alcohol on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:48:00 PST

Alcohol Speaks Out For The First Time

Huge thanks goes out to everyone who is my friend. I know we've had some great times together (that you may or may not remember) and I know we have MANY MANY more times ahead of us. So sit back a...
Posted by Alcohol on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:45:00 PST