Doug The Psychic Homosexual Dung Beetle

I lived in the sewer system below Richard Simmons’ house for the first 5 years of my life and constantly feasted upon his feces, which is what scientists believe made me both psychic and homosexual; a diet high in protein and semen. So feel free to message me and ask me a question, whether it is about love, finances, friendship, life, death, Algebra homework, or whatever thing might be weighing you down. I’ll answer as only I, Doug the Psychic Homosexual Dung Beetle can!