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MARKZO BEESIXKAY

Lollercaust - Comedy on a massive scale; Laughter that leaves six million dead

About Me


In 2002, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... MARKZO.

I'm Marc. If you dont know me already or know I don't like you... YOU LOSE! I'm also a nice guy as long as you don't PISS ME OFF! My friends and family are important to me, everyone else in the world doesn't matter in the slightest. If I don't class you as a friend or aquaintance you matter little to me. My pressing of the accept button does not infact get you automatically classed as a "friend". My friends are part of an exclusive group of people that have earnt the right to be called a "friend" by me, sending me a Myspace friend request isn't even the tip of the iceberg so don't assume otherwise. There are many special people in my life, but there is one extra special person and she knows who she is.
Don't bother messaging me if it's A, to tell me you like my haircut or B, to ask if I have any tatoos or piercings.
As far as music goes my taste is quite Eclectic. Saying that I didn't get into hardcore through the Lost Prophets or Funeral For A Friend... how un-origional of me, funny that. One thing I do enjoy is ripping the piss out of idiots who think they're the best thing since Freddy Murcury said "hey lets start a rock band" because they were in the Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja video. Whats worse they feel the need to point out the 3 second shot of their arm every single time! NEWSFLASH!!!! Noone cares.
Additionally don't call me 'EMO' or 'SCENE' either. Reserve those words for when you're talking to people who think Kerrang invented music back in 1998. (Yes, you heard right, in the same way Saves The Day didn't invent emo and Eighteen Visions aren't a hardcore band.)
Over use of 'X's' and the sticking the word "core" on the end of things is super lame... please stop it, for the sake of whats left of my sanity. The chances are you're not straight edge and you couldn't even begin to grasp the concept of that lifestyle choice. Not drinking on a Saturday night doesn't even bring you close.
Greyscaling or putting lyrics from rubbish songs on your photos doesn't make you, and I quote "artsy", it just means you have an IQ of at least 40 and access to Photoshop. FUCK OFF YOU TRYHARDS BEFORE I STAB YOUR FUKKEN EYES OUT WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!! Talking LyK3 d1z L0L is funny, and always will be funny, except of course when that's actually what you talk like in which case you're a fucking moron and I hope your travels take you to the middle of a motorway fast lane to play a rousing game of 'NUT THE HEADLIGHTS'. Remember kids, you're messaging me, not sending me a text message.
I HATE cky, which includes the band and the rubbish skate video series featuring the purile moron Bam Margera. No I don't want to hear how "HOT" he is either. He reminds me of the irritating shithead in school who thinks hes really funny because he just put a pin on someones chair for the 50th time. Yeah that's really funny asshole, your a right comic. I hope I don't accidentally kill you with an AXE IN THE FACE!!! Rubbish cky practical jokes were funny when I was 13, Get over it. Wow, I could staple my nutsack to a table as well, but because I have more than 2 braincells (being fortunate enough not to be born as some sort of mutant Welsh inbred) I wont. Funnily that would be a pretty dumb and useless thing to do. I have a great stunt for bam, Steve O, and that dumb welsh jackass crew... load a 9mm handgun with live ammunition, cock the gun, put it to your heads and in turn and pull the fucking trigger.
I tend to make alot of very un-pc jokes. I do this because I have a sense of humour. If this kinda thing offends you, then don't bother talking to me. You will get really offended by me for not fitting into your neat little social uniform.
P.S - No I don't really wanna add your crap emo-metal-funk-power pop band, but I will all the same as I don't begrudge you some exposure... just don't expect this means I actually like your band as i'd probably actually rather A, listen to babies die B, get castrated C, catch AIDS.
Oh and using my comments page to try and advertise your band or latest crap gig (unless under certain circumstances i.e my ACTUAL friends bands or shows are coming up or you want to pay me cold hard CASH for the priviledge) will earn you an instant deletion of both comment and friend status. (I have infact done this on several occaisions for people who are obviously too illiterate to read through my 'About Me' section). I'm sure people do want to hear about how you're opening for some awful American nu-metal band like Atreyu or Alexisonfire, but do it on my page and I will hunt you down, stab you to death and play with your blood. Have a nice day.
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My Interests

Movies, B6K, Shows, Ebay, Screamo, Emo-violence, Girls In Uniform, Girls In Knee High Stripey Socks, The Battle For Middle Earth, Phonecalls With Yaz, My Friends, Video Games, My CD Collection, Bridge Nine, GSL, Mortal Kombat, QueerXcore, Kisses, Morning Cuddles, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ebullition, Arnie Movies, BANG BANG!, Air Guitar To 80's Metal, Powerviolence, Monkey Island, Retro jackets, HCNL, Lord Of The Rings Related Paraphernalia, Star Wars Related Paraphernalia, Meshcaps, White trainers, Fantasy Literature, Movies, Rocking Out, Beanie Toys, White Belts, Pink Belts, Debates About Politics + Religion, Comic Book Violence, Youth Crew Choruses, Sci-Fi, Movie Knife Fights, My Recordnerd Account, Junkfood & Takeouts, Dancing To Mosh Metal, Movie Theme Tunes, Buddyhead.com, Belt Buckles, Zombie Flicks (oh how cliche'), Experimental Grind, Gaudy Retro T-shirts, Holding Hands, Girls Who Kiss other girls

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking, Rik Mayal, Adrian Edmonson, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Andew WK!!!

Nicki Clyne (Crewman Specialist Cally from Battlestar Galactica).

Kate Nash.

Alex Sim-Wise.

Zooey Deschanel.

Music:

Saetia, American Nightmare, The Locust, Heroin, Usurp Synapse, Death From Above 1979, At The Drive In, Yaphet Kotto, Charles Bronson, Cave In, Blood Brothers, Reversal Of Man, Orchid, Dillinger Escape Plan, DS-13, Sworn In, Limp Wrist, Hellnation, Transistor Transistor, Drowningman, Forstella Ford, Swing Kids, Hot Cross, Majority Rule, Sparta, MC Lars Horris, Funeral Diner, Botch, Circle Takes The Square, Darkest Hour, Send More Paramedics, Hint Hint, Reggie And The Full Effect, Clikatat Ikatowi, The Ghost, Le Tigre, Some Girls, Army Of Flying Robots, Joshua Fit For Battle, Combatwoundedveteran, Godspeed You Black Emperor, The Red Chord, JR Ewing, Will Haven, The Redlight Sting, LCD Soundsystem, Harmar Superstar, Johnny Truant, Kaospilot, Arab On Radar, The Murder Of Rosa Luxemburg, Fax Arcana, City Of Caterpillar, The Postal Service, Drive Like Jehu, Pg. 99, Sigur Ros, Love Lost But Not Forgotten, Black Cat .13, Black Dahlia Murder, The Movielife, The Sick Lipstick, Instruction, Das Oath, Neil Perry, My Bloody Valentine, Pig Destroyer, The Rapture, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Icarus Line, Jetplane Landing, The Start, Deathcab For Cutie, The Promise Ring, Jarcrew, Liars, Terror, Le Shok, Atom And His Package, The Bled, Angel Hair, Spazz, Far, Minor Threat, Ruination, You And I, Refused, Lightning Bolt, Horse The Band

Movies:

Dawn Of The Dead, Big Trouble In Little China, Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Predator, Total Recall, The Thing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bad Taste, Zombie Flesh Eaters, 28 Days Later, Kindergarten Cop, Tron, The Lawnmower Man, Fright Night, Resevoir Dogs, The Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Terminator 1&2, American Psycho, Waynes World, E.T, Watership Down, Starwars, The Punisher, Back To The Future Trilogy, Commando, Fight Club, Rules Of Attraction, Interview With The Vampire

Television:

Southpark, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, Father Ted, Battlestar Galactica, Beavis And Butthead, Bottom, Family Guy, Bo Selecta, Little Britain, Friends (NOT GAY), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Phoenix Nights, Alan Partridge, Fraiser, Startrek TNG, Startrek Voyager, Enterprise, Stargate SG-1, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, The Fresh Prince

Books:

J.R.R Tolkien, Terry Pratchet, David Eddings, Bram Stoker, Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Joseph Carey Merrick (The Elephant Man), Stephen Hawking, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andrew WK. But mostly:-

Patrick Bateman

Guybrush Threepwood

The Ghost/Zombie/Demon Pirate LeChuck

My Blog

Space travel vital for UK

Space travel vital for UK By Jane Douglas ..> ..>   It is sad but true: there is no such thing as a 'real' British astronaut. Of the four British-born men and women to go into space, thre...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

Fucking Mindless...

My cousins father (my uncle) was beaten up in Guildford A day or so ago so badly he is in hospital with a fractured skull and other complications. He's in a really bad way.What did he do to deserve th...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST

Why the car is still king

Why the car is still king By Dan Trent December 10 2007 You can't have missed The Big Transport Debate which has been rumbling away for years now. And as a car driver you probably feel a bit victi...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:38:00 PST

Office Personalities: Which one are you?!

Office Personalities: Which one are you?! The Cat Lover, the Motor Mouth...Which of these personalities are hanging around in your office? Read on for the most commonly found office personalities! &n...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:28:00 PST

HALO BEATS SPIDERMAN AND HARRY POTTER!!

Halo beats Spiderman and Harry Potter ..> ..>   Halo 3 is officially the biggest media launch of all time, breezing past the Spiderman 3 film and the last Harry Potter book with 24-hour s...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

Eerie CCTV

Eerie CCTV - Patrick Goss ..> ..>     I've got a confession to make; whenever I see a security camera I feel inexplicably guilty. So it was with some concern that I read reports that...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Economic Models - Explained with cows...

Now I'd consider myself fairly interested in the political scene, both here and abroad. However I do notice the way many a person's eyes glaze over at the very mention of something remotely political....
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:36:00 PST

21st Century Taboos

21st century taboos We live in a world where, for good or ill, certain things have become off-limits. No-go areas. Notional cans of worms. To dabble in them is to invite at the very least a ra...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

An Orwellian Nightmare?

An Orwellian nightmare?   Don't be fooled into thinking that the only people being watched by cameras all the time are the celebrities because, if you live in the UK, the chances are you s...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Girls Apply Here!

GF/BF APPLICATION Basics: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face: Would you...[] go out with me? [] give me yo...
Posted by MARKZO BEESIXKAY on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST