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U. N. Owen

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About Me

I watch horror movies. Then I review them. The end. Check out my Horror Movie Reviews at: Joe Horror Dot Com "I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. I'm the one who brings the Devil's brandy. I'm the one who beats you when you're bad. And I'm the one who loves you when you're fucking dead."
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My Interests

I really like horror movies. Can you tell? I mean, is it really obvious?

I'd like to meet:

Fellow horror movie fans/reviewers and anyone involved in the horror industry: actors, authors, directors, etc. oh yeah, and these guys... Clive Barker, Doug Bradley, Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, Robert Englund, Barbara Steele, Ingrid Pitt, Tobin Bell, George Romero, Tom Savini, Rob Bottin, Rick Baker, Joe R. Lansdale, John Carpenter, Nancy Loomis, P J Soles, Greg Nicotero, Norman Reedus, Billy Drago, Michael Berryman, David Patrick Kelly, Angus Scrimm, Rob Zombie, Alexandre Aja, Eli Roth, Linnea Quigley, Grant Wilson, Eric Thornett, Matthew Lillard, Hugo Weaving, Elvira, Tura Satana, Haji, Don Coscarelli, Reggie Bannister, David Patrick Kelly, Nicholas Vince, Simon Bamford, Anders Hove, Max Schreck, Klaus Kinski, Perry Farrell, Mick Garris, Takashi Miike, Takako Fuji, Takashi Shimizu, Brian De Palma, Lucio Fulci, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney, Peter Lorre, Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Stephen King, Mario Bava, Dario Argento, William Friedkin, Linda Blair, Ashley Laurence, Oliver Parker, Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Guillermo Del Toro, Ari Lehman, Heather Langenkamp, Alan Arkin, Janet Leigh, Anthony Perkins, Brian Yuzna, Stuart Gordon, Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, Kane Hodder, Sean Cunningham, Gunnar Hansen, Bill Moseley, Jim Siedow, Marilyn Burns, Bruce Campbell, Ezra Buzzington, Danny Trejo, Joe Bob Briggs, and many many more... Upcoming Horror Movies I'd Like To See! ...like you care...DAY WATCH The sequel to Nochnoy DozorPAN'S LABYRINTH (El Laberinto del Fauno) This looks absolutely beautiful. How can you go wrong with Guillermo Del Toro?THE MESSENGERS I like the Pang Brothers. I hope this will be good...but I am not getting my hopes up.

Music:



MySpace Music Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Movies:

28 Days Later, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Alien, Aliens, Alone in the Dark (1982), Altered, An American Werewolf in London, Arsenic and Old Lace, Batoru Rowaiaru, Black Christmas (1974), Blacula, The Blair Witch Project, Bloodlust: Subspecies III, Bloodstone: Subspecies II, Braindead, Bubba Ho-tep, Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Cabin Fever, Candyman, Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter, Carnival of Souls (1962), Carrie (1976), Cat People, Cemetery Man, The Changeling, The City of the Dead, The Comedy of Terrors, The Company of Wolves, Creep, Curse of the Crimson Altar, Dagon, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Dawn of the Dead (2004), Day of the Woman (I Spit On Your Grave), Dead Birds, Dead & Buried, The Dead Zone, Demon Hunter, The Descent, The Devil's Partner, The Devil's Rejects, Dracula, Dreamscape, The Dunwich Horror, El Espinazo del diablo, E tu vivrai nel terrore - L'aldilà, The Evil Dead, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Exorcist, The Fog (1980), Frankenhooker, Friday the 13th, From Dusk Till Dawn, Ginger Snaps, Gin gwai, The Grudge, Halloween, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Halloween II (1981), The Haunting (1963), Haute tension, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, Hell Night, Hellraiser, The Hills Have Eyes (1977), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), House of 1000 Corpses, The Howling, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The Innocents, I Walked with a Zombie, The Legend of Hell House, The Lost Boys, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, M, Mad Love, Magdalena's Brain, Mark of the Vampire, May, Near Dark, Nightbreed, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Night of the Demon Night of the Living Dead (1968), Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor), Non si deve profanare il sonno dei morti, Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht, The Omen (1976), Operazione paura, The Others, Phantasm, The Plague of the Zombies, Predator, Prince of Darkness, Prom Night, Psycho, Pumpkinhead, Ravenous, Razorback, The Relic, Return of the Living Dead, Ringu 0: Bâsudei, Ringu, Rosemary's Baby, 'Salem's Lot, Santo el enmascarado de plata y Blue Demon contra los monstruos, Santo y Blue Demon contra Drácula y el Hombre Lobo, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Die Schlangengrube und das Pendel, Sci-fighters, Scream, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Shockheaded, Silent Hill, The Sixth Sense, Society, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Spider Baby, or The Maddest Story Ever Told, Spoorloos, Stir of Echoes, Subspecies, Tale of a Vampire, Tarantula, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986), The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Them!, The Thing (1982), The Thrill Killers, The Tingler, Tremors, Tremors 4: The Legend Begins, V For Vendetta, Village of the Damned, The Village, Waxwork, The Werewolf of Washington, Werewolves on Wheels, The Wicker Man, Wrong Turn, Zombi 2

Television:

...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. We can do just exactly whatever we want to do. And you know why? Because we’re Young Ones. Bachelor boys. Crazy, mad, wild-eyed, big-bottomed anarchists!

Books:



MySpace Book Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Heroes:

"There's a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh. I am here to turn up the volume." There's no earthly way of knowing, Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing, Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing! And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! ..

My Blog

Pssssst! Two More Reviews just snuck in!

The XXXorcistYes it's porn - you have to click and bypass the warnings. Be responsible, mmkay?The Man From Deep RiverNot to be confused with the Snowy River.So, I woke up to nine pages of Friends Requ...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

8 New Reviews all for YOU YOU YOU!!!

What, you waiting for an engraved invitation? Get busy!Perfume: The Story of a MurdererWow. Beautiful, weirdass movie.SheitanSlutty townies, retards and SatanismCannibalBrokeback Cannibals & The Gory ...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

So You Wanna Be My Friend, Huh? (revised edition)

Great! Peachy! Fan-fucking-tastic. Cuz I like new friends. Really a lot and stuff. And since I just got a whole buttload of new ones, I figured it was time to repost THE RULES!!!COMMENTING:..1 - First...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Bat Boy Boogie

So, I just bought The Descent on DVD the other day. Those of you who have seen it will remember this dude:Those of you who HAVEN'T seen it, well, he's a naked, albino, bat-faced cannibal who lives und...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Upcoming Reviews

Hokay, here's what we got comin' for ya...PerfumeDrive-in Double Feature: Blood of the Vampire / The Hellfire ClubThe Devil's Rain Virgin WitchOstermontagThe Man From Deep RiverThe Wicker Man remakeTh...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

Now taking review requests!

As you know, we at Joe Horror do our best to give you reviews for all the latest and newest, the old and mostly forgotten, the weird and obscure and the shit you wish had never been made at all.But ar...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

NEW REVIEWS for 2007!!!

Prayer Beads"Hail Mary full of grace, blessed art thou who make GOOD horror movies..."Black Christmas"Frozen Shitballs" would have been a better title.AlteredRednecks and Aliens play Intestinal Tug-O-...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

Layne

Just cuz......he was so beautiful.
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Apparently, Spinal Tap has moved in downstairs...

Dear Downstairs Neighbors,Thanks SO much for cranking your crappy music up to bone-shattering decibels at 9:30 this morning! YAY! It's better than waking up to the sound of leafblowers beneath my wind...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Upcoming Reviews

Okay, here's what you have to look forward to over on Joe Horror Dot Com!!!The guys and myself are working on reviews for:Prayer BeadsAngstKiss The BoysContainmentThe Wicker Man (Extended 2-disc)Black...
Posted by Annie Always Dies on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST