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JoeHorror.com

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- Make reviews private. You don't need to be on our Friend's List to read our reviews.
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JOEHORROR.COM loves...

- Horror
- Exploitation
- Giallo
- Asian Cinema
- Adult/Erotic
- Tiffany Shepis
- Christopher Alan Broadstone
- Cheeze-Itz
- Dill Pickles
- Sex


JOEHORROR.COM DOES NOT promote films we haven't seen or know nothing about. If you're an independent filmmaker and you'd like some help with promo, send us a screener and press materials.

Music:

Goblin, Riz Ortolani, Claudio Simonetti, Fabio Frizzi, Giorgio Gaslini, Ennio Morricone, John Carpenter, Richard Band, Dark Muse, Funerary Call, xARKANEx, Enoch, The Giallo Flames, Danny Elfman, Triple Darkness, Dawreck, Psychodrama, Legendary Traxster, Twista, Crucial Conflict, Do or Die, EC ILLA, Jah Rista, Z Ro, Bun B, Outside.

Movies:

Suspiria, Inferno, Hellraiser, Hellbound - Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Hellraiser: Inferno, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, Hellraiser: Deader, Hellraiser: Hellworld, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wrong Turn, I Spit On Your Grave, Last House on the Left, KatieBird: Certifiable Crazy Person, Lucky, A Tale of Two Sisters, The Grudge, Ju-On, The Ring, Ringu, The Devil's Rejects, Wolf Creek, Hostel, Tenebre, Demons, Demons 2, Night of the Demons, The Beyond, Child's Play, Event Horizon, Dog Soldiers, May, The Exorcist, Night of the Living Dead, Gates of Hell, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Head of the Family, Puppet Master, Subspecies, Re-Animator, ILSA - She Wolf of the SS, Pinky Violence, Guinea Pig Films, Faces of Death, Mondo Cane.

Television:

Dark Shadows, Monsters, Tales from the Darkside, The Supernaturals, Freddy's Nightmares, The Profiler, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, The Outer Limits, Carnivale, Kolchak The Night Stalker, Masters of Horror.

My Blog

20th Century Fox’s Asylum

Coming July 15th from 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment on DVD. Synopsis:Six unsuspecting college co-eds discover their dorm was once the site of a notorious insane asylum infamous for conducting gr...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:51:00 PST

Interview w/ John (Albert Fish) Borowski!

WSC: Thanks for taking the time off work from your new film. I understand it's about a true sadistone that many people will never have heard about, yet has a fascinating story, and who uttered some g...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST

Interview w/ Caleb (Die You Zombie Bastards) Emerson!

WSC: Die You Zombie Bastards! is a low budget movie made with love. I heard that it took quite awhile to actually film, edit, score and distribute. Could you summarize the events that happened as you ...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:35:00 PST

Interview w/ Ryan (Gutterballs) Nicholson

WSC: Ryan, thanks for taking the time to do this. Many horror fans will know you form Live Feed and the recently released Gutterballs, but you've had your hand in many pies. Among them: X-Files, Small...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:42:00 PST

06/30 Update - New Reviews @ Wildside

June 30, 2008 - Wildside Cinema has got new cinema reviews for all you genre fans out there so don't hesitate to check out this fine ass list for Monday!THE RUINSGP506STEEL TRAPTHE VANGUARDCOME DRINK ...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST

Filmmaker Andrey Iskanov Detained By KGB!!

Russian Horror Director Andrey Iskanov Detained for 5 Days by FSB (formally known as the KGB)On June 10th in Khabarovsk, Andrey Iskanov, director of the soon to be released film Philosophy of a Knife,...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

Wildside Update / Monday!

Hey Genre Fans! It's a damn fine day indeed because we've got brand new movie & theatrical reviews up at Wildside Cinema! Don't sleep on this fantastic assortment of reviews! Check these out: THE...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:13:00 PST

DVD News: Faces of Death (SE)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJune 19th, 2008THE LEGENDARY 'FACES OF DEATH' TO BE RELEASED ON OCTOBER 7TH, 2008  ORIGINAL SHOCKUMENTARY IS BACK WITH A 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION BLU-RAY DISC AND DVDCalled "the ...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:38:00 PST

ATTENTION Writers!

These days everybody is a critic, so why not be one for a film review website? Why not use a little of that knowledge to entertain as well as inform your fellow genre junkies? Can you hang? Do you rea...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Reviews @ Wildside

Wildside Cinema is back in action and we've got a brand new batch of movie reviews for you all including some highly anticipated DVDs! Kick back, relax and let Wildside Cinema entertain ya! Here are ...
Posted by JoeHorror.com on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST