Max __!@&#$

I love walks, I love em, love em, love em. I enjoy hangin out and watching tv. I love to wrestle with my brother. I also like to stay up and party with him and his friends. I like playing with my toys, I have a huge basketful! I also love to take naps and sleep.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Boxer Dog
What is your name? Maximus
What other nicknames do you have? Goofy, "ugly, smelly dog", etc.
What is your favorite treat? Scooby's.
What would your owner describe you as? a crazy, very protective, paranoid, lovable dude!
What is the funniest thing you have done? I bit the neighbor. He was leaning over the fence.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Chased down a neighber kid that was on a bike.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes, but I hear that it's a good thing.
Are you a social animal? ***Beware*** I only like a select group of humans.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Always, It's my thing. Mom and Dad make bets as to what in the house I have moved and messed up.
Are you friendly? Not really!
Are you overweight? A little, it's because of one of my drugs.
Do you like warm milk? Never tried it.
Do you eat cheese? I love cheese but I'm not allowed to have people food.
Do you eat bugs? Sometimes.
Do you live with other animals? Just a crap load of fish.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yes, the house is always set at 72.
Do you like to exercise? I love walks, playing waterdog, and wrestling.
Do you like car rides? Yes, I growl at everyone I see and try to bite people in nearby cars.
Do you get into stuff? Only when I am left alone. Mom and Dad should know better.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? It depends on my mood. I usually pick one to follow for the day.
Do you like to swim? Never have.
Do you chase laser pen dots? I hate lasers. I chase the one from Dad's gun all the time.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love them very much, and not just because of the whole "bringing me food" thing.

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