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Tito "The Flying Burrito"

I'm the Johnny Depp of Dogs and I'm bringin Sexy back!

About Me

Hi my name is Tito, I'm actually a 3 year old Boxer (just turned 3 on July 8th). I'm a habitual line stepper 8) .I really enjoy jumping around (hence "The Flying Burrito" name).I also enjoy walks on the beach and walks in the park. The Carl's Jr 6 Dollar burger (plain with ketchup and mustard) is my favorite treat. I am named after these two famous Puerto Rican Titos... ..

My Interests

What I love: As I said earlier walks on the beach and park, doggy treats, doggy style, love to jump (I got hops), playing frisbee, looking cute, chewing on bones, digging and tearing shit up, I also love the attention I recieve from hot women who love dogs. Being a chick magnet is a tough job....

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a Bitch, preferably another Boxer, but any breed not bigger than me is also cool. I also have a thing for beautiful, sexy woman (human) who love dogs 8) I'm also looking to network and get into acting as the next great Rin Tin Fuckin Tin.... I can have an entourage too you know! Could you imagine me with all my bitches...Damn! "That's hot!"ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 who would like to add me as a friend WILL BE DENIED.... NO OFFENSE. You don't want to get involved with a dawg like me...Woof Muthafucka! Woof!

Music:

I'm pretty much limited to whatever my owner plays, but I do have my favorites such as: Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, The Dawg Pound, pretty much any artist or group with dog in there name, Tito Puente of course. Oh yeah my favorite song is "Atomic Dog" by George Clinton.

Movies:

Good Boy is my favorite movie right now, Air Bud (the first Air Bud), Cats & Dogs (I'm not predjudice, but I cannot stand cats), Any movie with Snoop (Fo Shizzle), Halfbaked with Killer the Rott, Bengy was kind of a fruity dog.... so Bengy Fuck you and your weak ass movies!

Television:

I like watching the Family Guy (Brian is cool as fuck), Married With Children (Buck is funny as hell), The Simpsons (with Santa's Little Helper), Lassie (always a classic, she was also a fine piece of ass... Lassie was a chick right? I think so), The Sopranos, Entourage, Howard Stern on E!

Books:

I can't read I'm a fricken dog! What are you fuckin stupid....stupid?

Heroes:

My heroes include: Killer from Halfbaked, Buck from Married With Children, Rin Tin Tin, Tommy Lee, Dennis Rodman, Howard Stern, Tommy Chong, and last but not least my owner / best bud...he's the ultimate!