Chasing birds and squirrels
Cornering our kitty Leo and slobbering all over him until he gives up and stops moving
Playing with our friends
Catching treats
Going for bye byes in daddy's truck
Saying hi to the mail lady who has treats or jumping over the fence for scratches from the UPS guy
Destroying anything of mommy's
Sleeping, lots of sleeping, preferably snuggled up in bed with or on the lap of any of our less hairy family members
We love our girlfriend Yale, she is a pitbull that lives across the street next to our Rotty friend Angus. Before daddy built the front fence we used to get to play with Cody the black doggy up the street, he still comes down to visit once in a while and our folks let him in the yard to play for a bit. We are the ONLY dogs in our neighborhood that have this horrible fence obstacle so we can't just go play like the rest of them.
If you are a Chow, STAY AWAY, we don't like you at all, we don't know why, we just know we hate you.
We don't really like German Shepard’s either but that is because there used to be a really mean one down the street. He was a 'real man', with sharp teeth and a bad attitude, he tore us both up pretty bad when we only had an invisible fence thing ~ so daddy built more fences to protect us from mean doggies like him ~ we sound oh so tough, but we really have nothing to back it up with, except our massive weight ~ wish that stupid neighbor lady understood that but she keeps on complaining about us viscous pitbulls being a danger