Gotti & Gunner

Gunner & Gotti - We are what my momma calls the "Yin & Yang of the boxer world" His intelligence, loyal affection, and tractability to discipline make him a highly desirable companion. ABOUT GOTTII am what you'd call the "perfect" boxer. I'll admit, I had a few rough patches as a kid - like when I ate the couch, loveseat & chewed the corners off the coffee table, but really - who's countin'? Momma says I'm the best dog she's ever owned - she liked me so much, she decided the best thing to do was add another boxer to the mix... (see below for how THAT went). I am an absolute nut when peoples come to visit - there are actually people in this world that think I'm always the crazed maniac that i portray when someone enters my homeMy toys are MINE - you can looks at them, but I will decide if you can touch - Please note: my bruthers toys are also mine -I love me some brownie bites - they's the best thing in the entire world and I'll whore myself out for one in a heartbeat - sit - stay - down - play dead - shake - you name it...Every morning and every afternoon, i lays on my back in the dining room with my four feets in the air and wriggle backs and forth - backs and forth while grunting.. I's weird - I looks for cows all the times when I gets to go for R-I-D-E-S. All momma has to do is say "where's the cows? and i'm up and lookin" cows = mine I HATES the squirrels in the back yard - ABOUT GUNNER I'm what you'd call the "black sheep" in our boxer family - momma loves me just the sames though, she likes to say I spice up life a bit. I haven't chewed anything up yet (and by yet, I mean, it's pretty much a given that, based on my behavior so far, i'm gonna do my fair share of destruction). I'm 5 months old - so I gots a lot of time ahead of me to get this acomplished. I, unlike my brother, am an absolute ANGEL when people come to visit. Like you know how most boxers jump all arounds and go crazzzzyyy with visitors? Not me folks. I'm more content to just sits right where I am and let people come to *me*. Momma says this is only because I like to prove her wrong so when she tells people what a monster I am, they look at her like she coo-coo nuts. Moving on to the most "unperfect" part of me - Let's just say, I like to pee & poop everywhere - I'm SUPER UN-POTTY TRAINABLE BOXER - Needless to say, I'm currently spending a lot of time in "confinement". My current favorite places to pee are (in no particular order): the hallway, the bathroom, the foyer, the bedroom & best of all - mom's car.Trash = BEST.THING.EVER. (Q-tips = delicious) I talk back - all the time. Sometimes, if you have something I want - I will sit extremely far away from you, and try to shake so you'll give me what you have - I still have not figured out that this won't get me what i want, but it's pretty fun for my momma to watch. I could care less about the squirrels in the back yard - I LOVE to hump my bruther ToolsForMySpace.com