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Zoe & Tank

Zoe loves Thor

About Me

Zoe:I'm a 3.5 year old american bulldog from Fayetteville, N.C. A lot of people think I'm a pitbull or a boxer, but that's ok, as long as they don't think I'm a cat. A lot of people get scared when they see me and think I'm mean, but I'm really a sweet, silly girl. I get really excited when my mommy comes home from work I shake and wiggle and dance and bend myself in half like a kidney bean!!! I love to swing on rope swings, go to the beach, go on car rides, and swim in my kiddy pool. I like to play ball, and chase frisbee, but I don't like giving it back whenever its thrown to me. I like to take off with it and eat it. I can chew up any toy you give me even the super strong and tough ones. My family spoils me rotten. I get to go everywhere with them!! I do lots of tricks for them when they ask me to, but sometimes I get "sit" and "speak" mixed up. I love every animal, even cats. I'm scared of the vacuum cleaner and hairdryers. If you get them near me I run like hell with my tail between my legs and go hide somewhere. I have 2 brothers, a boxer puppy named Tank and (a moly-uromastyx lizard)named Eygore.................................Tank:I am a 3 month old AKC Registered Boxer Puppy and I am spoiled rotten. My big sister beats up on me a lot but that's ok because when I get big, I will be bigger than her and I will get her back. I am a very talkative boy. Sometimes I'm really playful and sometimes I'm lazy. Sometimes I'm so lazy I squat to pee outside and then just sit in it. Sometimes I pee and run at the same time! Sometimes I pee and forget I'm peeing and start walking and it gets all over my legs. My sister just taught me this new trick!! I dont really know what it means, but everytime mommy comes in the door, we have to hump her leg. Its kinda fun but sometimes I get confused and wonder why we're doing it. I like to copycat my sister a lot too. Whatever she does, I do. Mommy says zoe is a bad example. tank & zoe

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My Interests

ZOE: car rides, humping legs, splashing around in baby pools, bones, roffles, stealing kitty's food, rope swinging, running, the beach, chewing up chew toys, cuddling, getting my belly rubbed, trips to petsmart, biting like a puppy, the park, chewing stuffing out of stuffed animals heads and butts and ripping their limbs, eyes, and noses off. Oh and my boyfriend. His name is Thor.TANK: Sleeping, peeing on myself, playing with my sister zoe, carrides, leg humping, barking, whining, making wierd noises, begging for food, sniffing mommy's butt while she pees, eating the shampoo off myself during bath time, drinking out of the toilet, being outside 24/7, cherry-tomatoes, broccoli, and squeaky toys.
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Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Zoe
What's your mommy/owners name? Liza & Amber
What breed are you? American Bulldog
How much did you cost?? $500
What's your facorite toy? Plastic bottles (I chew all my toys up)
Tap water ot bottled water? both
Do you always walk or are you always carried? walk
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I am full grown!
Do you wear clothes? sometimes when mommy makes me :(
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? with my mommy
What's your fave color? Im colorblind
Do you chase cats or get along with them? both
How old are you? (in people years) 3
Do you like to go swimming? yes
Are you fixed? yes
What color are your eyes? brown
What color is your hair? white and brown
Do you get groomed? yes
Are you potty trained? yes
How much do you bark? when Im told to speak, when someone's at the door, or when I get excited
Have you ever bit anyone? I like to play bite
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? no although I did almost get pregnant by a pit bull once
Do you like the bath or hate it? dont like it very much but I try to be a good girl
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I love other dogs unless they try to hump me. Im the dominant one!
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no im too heavy
Do you do any doggie sports?? no
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10

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I'd like to meet:

Everyone that wants to play and show me lots of attention!"Who loves me will love my dog also." -St. Bernard of Clairvaux "A dog is the only thing on this Earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings "A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it." -Helen Thompson

Movies:


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Television:

Animal Planet!

Books:

I like to rip the pages out.

Heroes:

"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated"...."To my mind, I hold that the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man." ....Ghandi

My Blog

photos of weekend at grandma & grandpa's

We spent the weekend at grandma and grandpas and it was sooo fun!!! They live in the foothills of the mountains in the country. We got to play outside and run around all weekend!!  We were exhaus...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Tank's first week

Tank is having a hard time with the potty training. This morning he went on my bed!!!! He pooped on it!!!!! He was doing pretty good up until yesterday, he had 5 pee-pee accidents in the house.  ...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

My New Brother Tank

Well we decided to go with puppy #2.  He is a handful! The kitty keeps trying to hunt him and torture him like he's a rat, but once he gets bigger I bet she wont do that anymore.  Mommy left...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

VOTE FOR MY NEW BROTHER

The decision is sooooo hard, but we can only take one. :(  Male 1Male 2 ...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

Thor and Zoe's date

This is where we will have our date. This is what we will have for dinner.This is what we will have for desert. I baked these myself. add urbnmix.net as a friend! get this or other music videos codes...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

zoe's new boyfriend

I have a new internet boyfriend.  His name is Thor. He is so romantic.  He made me a picture.   Check it out on my page. ...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

Boyfriend Application

whats your name? what kind of breed are you? how old are you? what is your favorite hobby? do you think we would be good together? why or why not do you think well be good together? tell me some simal...
Posted by Zoe & Tank on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:16:00 PST