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My name is Zeus Valentino Maximillian, and I am 10 years old to you and 70 years old to me and my fellow canines. I was born in the back woods of Georgia near some swamp. I was born to a litter of all male puppies; there were 9 of us, and I was the runt. But I ain't no runt. I like to eat, sleep, eat, play with my many stuffed animals, eat, lay in the sunshine (helps my arthritis), eat, go for rides in the country where I can shit on foreign ground, eat, and slobber everything in sight. My bestfriend is a marine. He hangs out at my house a lot; gives me treats and throws my tennis ball for me. He won't take me for a ride in his truck, though. Hell, I probably wouldn't be able to jump into it anyway. Getting old sucks! What Common Breed of Dog Are You?
Boxer
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. I'm not that social. My humans no longer take me to places where I can meet other humans or dogs. I like to bite little kids. My humans said something about a law suit and no longer allow me to go to parades. Getting old sucks!BUT actually, I would like to meet other dogs. I am partial to Boxer's, of course, because we just kick ass, but any kind of dog is cool.

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My Many Nicknames

This is a list of all my nicknames throughout my long ass life: Zoo, Suez, Zoobie, Zoo Dawg, Zebediah/Zebediah Springfield, *to be sung* "Zoo Dawg Don't Bother Me," Bubba, Val, Zoober/Zooberific, Zeus...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:47:00 GMT