i mentioned the butt sniffing already. i also love belly scratches and all dairy products. especially cheese. i believe that dog heaven must be paved with cheese. i'm not a big fan of swimming, but i do like chasing rodents and other small animals. also not a big fan of halloween, since it means i must be subjected to a series of increasingly ridiculous costumes, and then have my photo taken. do you know how embarrassing it is to have to fire off a missle in public whilst wearing a white feather boa and angel wings? since the Fluffy Haters Anonymous intervention was so successful, my mums has now decided i should make friends with the cat who lives next door, so we have been having very awkward play dates. i am trying to be open-minded about the whole thing, but cats is weird. i do have to admit though, cat butts smell pretty interesting.
other boxers, especially boy boxers who are pussies. i like to be the dominatrix. great danes, pit bulls, rotties, and bulldogs are my favorites, but i pretty much like anything with a butt i can smell. (unless you are a cat. cats do not count. cats are evil and must be sent back to the alien planet from whence they came.) if you are a squirrel, come over here and let me EAT YOUR TAIL! mmmmmm. i wants me a squirrel real bad.
i used to have issues with excessively fluffy yippy dogs, but i went to Fluffy Haters Anonymous and got some counseling, and i'm alright with you little bitches now. all i wants to know is, why do you chihuahuas insist on trying to kick my ass? i'm totally nice to you little tiny dogs ever since you helped rescue my cousin Yoda, but if you keep asking for a fight, i am going to sit on your freakishly tiny heads, ok? don't ask for what you can't handle, you know what i'm sayin'?
but you know what totally freaks my ass out? big sparky blinking graphic-thingies. they give me an aneurysm, internets. so STOP SENDING YOUR DUMBASS BLINKY COMMENTS. i hates them. i hates them all!
for all thems who wants to know, yes, I am named after LeeLoo from The Fifth Element. Because my moms and dad are dorks. And also because, obviously, I am the Supreme Being. My full name is LeeLoo Multipass Willems. And yes, I sign autographs.
Scratch 'n' sniff kinds
Gir. Because being a robot in a dog suit is my dream.