Ok so i think my testosterone (is that how you spell it?) is startin to take over me. im no longer a free loving, pettable boy i was when i was a pup. now i bark at everyone and no stranger can come within 5 feet of me without me tryin to bite their head off and i seem to want to fight with almost any male dog that i come across. i have this overwhelming need to sniff every female dogs' butt and then i try the darndest to hump them before my owner smacks me on the ass and yells at me to stop. but doesnt he understand that dogs dont speak human? doesnt he understand that when a male has a urge that he wants to satisfy it? my owner calls me a pitbull in a boxers clothing. go figure. its not that he raised me to be a crazy scary dog or anything, actually he seems really pissed off whenever i freak out like that but for some reason i just cant help myself. i only have 1 male dog friend that ive known since a wee lil pup but at times i pick fights with him too. my owner keep threatening that hes gunna stick a muzzle on me for safety reasons and i really dont want that. i slobber alot when its hott outside and my owner has to carry around a bandana all the time to wipe off my drool. but its only when its REALLY hot out or if ive been runnin and playin for a while. sometimes my owner doesnt have time to give me a bath and he tells me that i smell like a foot! i guess thats about it for now. if i think of anything else ill write it on here later. any good lookin female boxers out there wanna hump?
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