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Chapel Waste

YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

About Me


a"Many heads grew up without necks, and arms were wandering about naked, bereft of shoulders and eyes roamed about alone with no foreheads." -Empedoclehttp:

My Interests

rare stake, mittens, Dungeons and Dragons, Germans, oppression, pusher robots, kittens, punk rockers, preservatives, long shorts, and the smell of a cold winter morning.

I'd like to meet:

Angry rivet head lezbians who enjoy drowning puppies in there social down time.

    !WARNING! If you enjoy the lyrical charms of ICP,KORN, SLIPKNOT, or various other shitty bands please fuck off for your own safety! I become bored on ocassion and tend to browse through the friends i have to be a cynical asshole to them. Welcome to the interweb!
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Music:

    KMFDM Laibach Bile SkinnyPuppy Ministry Chant Atari Teenage Riot StabbingWestward Filter Rammstein Del CiboMatto Techn9ne Scrum damn australians DeadMilkMen Momus Project Pitchfork Reverend Glasseye Juno Reactor

Movies:

heres some porn ive been in... evreyone loves porn

    Porny Monster Joanna Angels Guie To Humping

Books:

I can't read thanks for bringing that up.

Heroes:

lydia the tatooed lady

My Blog

what the fuck is snow

yes snow does sing informant, so im here in philly with backseatconceptions and theres no way out. theres this white powder substance shutting down airports. {yes i gave myself an enema with it and no...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

Porn Bots

odd to be hounded by porn bots when your in the bizness of porn... luckily i have a script for bots but still.. it gives me that weird tingling feeling in my ass.... i mean.. head.. wait there the sam...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

I stole matts blog

"If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? 1. Open your iTunes (or Winamp or whatever) library 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press Play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. ...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

Panoptikon

If you havnt heard we have found a venue for our zombie wrestling shannigans.. thats right hot girl on girl zombie wrestling in thick, sticky and suprisingly tasty blood and guts. if your not intreste...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

AVN

sooo i went to avn this last weekend with a compnay called pink lotus . who are very nice follows. saw all the great people i enjoy working with. Actually got congrated a couple of times all thanks sh...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

What i am up to lately

well i was thinking about going to the AVNs.. but im poor.. so that puts a stopper to that plan... on the other hand I have  alot of projekts going on i mean just a crap load. My website will be ...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

romanov

i have been reading a book about the history of the romanovs thats highly entertaining and i havnt thrown against a wall yet. I suppose I feel better when i read actual history from a historians view ...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

time for a serouis blog....

rick perry won? wtf mate? and... no democratic majority? ok.. theres something wrong with this country...i think its a mostly full of idiots.. and the vote was defintly fixed... im in a foul mood.-cha...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

XXorcist

first things first.. i will be hosting a xxxorcist release party at bar of soap this saturday.. doors open at 10 no cover.. and adorable me..second... IHOP now has pumpkin pancakes... i am a sucker fo...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

Your Hired

good morning,  i was looking over your resume and i see that you have 25 years at lockheed testing how baby animals react to fire. That really demonstrates a dedication to your work and we like...
Posted by Chapel Waste on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST