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MadMonkMatt

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I find ostriches creepy. I thought I had a stigmata once. Turns out it was just a really big zit. At work I sometimes impersonate Christopher Walken when I'm on the phone with customers. Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
The Pork Chop Express.
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My Interests

Adult beverages. Ancient Chinese and Japanese erotic art. Fisticuffs. Explosions. Playing guitar, chaos and all kinds of ill shit.

I'd like to meet:

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Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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Music:

Oi!, Old Punk, Old Hardcore, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Blues, First and Second Wave Ska, and plain old Rock & Roll

Movies:

I like stag films, Kubrick, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Mars Attacks!,Slap Shot, Connery-era Bond films, Russ Meyer flicks, Scarface, Serenity, Borat, Shaun of the Dead, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Blues Brothers, Dolemite, Army of Darkness and almost anything with Christopher Walken in it.

Television:

The Simpsons, Keen Eddie, MASH, Sanford and Son, Red Dwarf, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Firefly, The Venture Brothers, Wacky Japanese game shows, The Colbert Report and that one show that has the prick doctor with the gimpy leg.

Books:

Hunter S Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Anthony Burgess, Philip K Dick, Guitar Player, Modern Drunkard Magazine

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Vinnie Stigma, Brock Samson, Stephen Colbert, Shane MacGowan

My Blog

Hallow's Eve

It's Halloween again, and it's about time. Tonight is the night when children will dress up and get jacked on sugar, hooligans will cause random acts of vandalism, drunken rednecks will molest livesto...
Posted by MadMonkMatt on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

Greatest. Burger. Ever.

I remember driving to work, about 3 years ago, when I saw The Gold Star billboard advertising their new chili burger. Sure, Gold Star is mediocre at best, but this was chili. On a burger. To be sure, ...
Posted by MadMonkMatt on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST