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Oh Carella

one more play thing

About Me

i sing, play guitar, bass, & everything else for this outfit
i'm from where i'm from
CHICAGO LAS VEGAS HOLLYWOOD
each one a prophecy & a babble more than the next
the last track proved it
or maybe it's the next track
or the next (or) the next (or)
one way or another i'm gonna find you
somewhere in there
you meet mine
being a(n) historian can suck amongst a tired lot
of understudies searching for the right pair of pants
jesus fuck requires rapport
the ones who pretend they can not remember are my favorites
& maybe people as tragic as me are the only way to be
but i can tell you this much
articulation does not reside in a make-up case
it will never be purchased from a clothing rack
& there's definitely no comb to style it into place
i figured that one out while we were playing dress-up
& you video-ed it for a bunch of pansy fuck-up's
you forgot
the secret
is the best
part
with that said
i stroked you
set you straight
you took it
& fucked it up again
as the radio plays
your little lemmings will tell you what you want
but they can't be trusted if their legs aren't spread
for 1-2-3-4
(more macrame whores in the case file)
one for the ever-present pussy swap
i know nikki sixx isn't johnny thunders but barry manilow might want him to be
i don't associate with many people because i don't fancy
flavors for troglodytes
my eyes are as stunning as any others
they see you [as well as myself] quite clearly
a beautiful picture + little else = NOTHING
you are as disposable as disposable is
the HUMAN GARBAGE ASSEMBLY LINE applauds you
only the wrong ones breed like rabbits
or didn't you know ??????????
outside is == THE ROADIES TAKE THE STAGE
::: i want(ed) filth diaper maid :::
it takes so little
loving me & hating me embrace the same premise
with different sets of rules which end up the ((same))
the people who say i hate everything forgot to check
LISTEN
piss parade
strap-on sweetie
turbovulva
the stooges
the velvet underground
the birthday massacre
saul williams
undercover slut
die mannequin
thrill kill kult
ministry
scarling
all the pretty horses
kill cheerleader
kill memory crash
the faint
new york dolls
syd barrett
nina hagen
egostatic
the nymphs
evil beaver
the drown
punish yourself
bang gang
iamx
tsol
divine
READ
THE STRAP-ON SWEETIE Top 11 Band Rules
THE PROBLEM WITH MUSIC by Steve Albini
MORMON MASTURBATION TIPS
DRUGS ARE LIKE THAT
PROTECT & SURVIVE
KLF - The Manual
SCUM Manifesto

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/15/2004
Band Website: straponsweetie.com
Band Members: this is a music page but there's no band here [nope]
Influences: + Thrill Kill Kult
+ Eno
+ T Rex
+ Syd Barrett
+ Bowie
+ Stooges
+ Shout At The Devil
+ Ministry
+ Velvet Underground
+ Gary Numan
+ Blondie
+ Jane's Addiction
+ Missing Persons
+ NY Dolls
+ Nitzer Ebb
+ Dead Boys
+ The Cure
+ The Nymphs
+ The Runaways
+ Andrew Wood
+ Mother Love Bone
+ Billy Idol
+ Bauhaus
+ Kraftwerk
+ The Doors
+ Ramones
+ Sex Pistols
+ Placebo
+ Roxy Music
+ Velvet Goldmine
+ Christian Death
+ Skinny Puppy
+ London After Midnight
+ Suzi Quatro
+ Adam Ant
+ Nina Hagen
+ Suicide
+ Joan Jett
+ Sweet
+ Joy Division
+ Neu!
+ Manson
+ NIN
+ The Furs
+ The Cars
+ Cheap Trick
+ EVOL
+ make-up KISS
+ 12 Rounds
+ old Alice Cooper
+ Sisters Of Mercy
+ Front 242
+ Stones
+ Beatles
+ Dylan
+ Kinks
+ Devo
+ Purple Rain

+ Queen
+ Siouxsie
+ Out Of The Cellar
+ Dandy Warhols
+ Richard Hell
+ James St. James
+ Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel
+ Daisy Chainsaw
+ Slade

+ Medusa's (Chicago)
+ 1000 Liquors
+ Z Channel
+ Riefenstahl My Lovely
+ Howard Hughes
+ Fellini
+ Elia Kazan
+ Robert Stigwood
+ David Lynch
+ Eraserhead
+ Gus Van Sant
+ Drugstore Cowboy

+ Russ Meyer
+ Orson Welles
+ Robert Altman
+ Michael Moore
+ Lili Lipscomb
+ Little Darlings
+ Roller Boogie
+ Clara Bow
+ Myrna Loi
+ Ruth Gordon
+ Amanda Lepore
+ Stanley Kubrick
+ Tennessee Williams
+ Hunter S Thompson
+ Where The Buffalos Roam
+ James Baldwin
+ Robert Evans
+ Vincent Gallo
+ Buffalo 66
+ Sean Penn
+ Lydia Lunch
+ William Burroughs
+ Charles Bukowski
+ Salvador Dali
+ Jackson Pollock
+ Jim Carroll
+ Andy Warhol
+ Dennis Hopper
+ Robert DeNiro
+ Al Pacino
+ Sean Penn
+ River Phoenix
+ Taylor Mead
+ Dennis Leary
+ Rubin Carter
+ Jonas Mekus
+ Everett True
+ Legs McNeil
+ Rodney Bingenheimer
+ Kim Fowley
+ Keith Moon
+ Christopher Walken
+ Philip Seymour Hoffman
+ Edward Norton
+ Gary Oldman
+ Mickey Rourke
+ George Hickenlooper
+ Andy Kaufman
+ Harry Dean Stanton
+ Kenneth Anger
+ llona Staler
+ Penelope Spheeris
+ Edward Murrow
+ Bebe Buell
+ Old Grey Whistle Test
+ Saturday Night Special

+ Basquiat
+ I Shot Andy Warhol
+ Barfly
+ Count Five
+ The Standells
+ Henry Chinaski
+ Suburbia
+ Tree's Lounge
+ Harold & Maude
+ 24 Hour Party People
+ Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
+ Desperate Teenage Lovedolls
+ LoveDolls Superstar
+ Spirit of '76
+ Flaming Creatures
+ The Wizard Of Oz
+ Another State Of Mind
+ The Metal Years
+ The Punk Years
+ Punk: Attitude
+ Westway To The World
+ NME Originals
+ Big Bad Mama
+ Donnie Darko
+ Filth & The Fury
+ New York Doll
+ Bad Timing
+ Turkish Delight
+ 3 O'Clock High
+ Roller Girl
+ Lipstick
+ Freaks
+ 8 1/2

The Cars Since You're Gone all night with suckers High

+ Pabst Blue Ribbon
+ Big Butt Magazine
+ Non-Brown Booze
+ White Russians
+ 92 oz Witch Doctors at Rio
+ Bloody Mary's
+ Dolls
+ Disco Pillows

+ Guns N Roses
+ Faster Pussycat
+ 1st LA Guns
+ Vain
+ Bang Tango
+ EZO Here It Comes

Sounds Like: mock & capitulate hit from the bottom cabaret with a linear swamp lubricant post-punk without the batcave creepy crawler godzilla boot shit industrial without the whispering cindy brady tantrum & glam without the camel toe



Record Label: Fiend Fed Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Know what’s just as lame as a NAME DROPPER ???

having no names to drop
Posted by Oh Carella on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:55:00 PST

California Dreamin

From the L. A. Times1. 42% of all workers in LA County (LA County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are pre-dominantly illegal immigrants wor...
Posted by Oh Carella on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

Know where all those record GAS/OIL profits are going ????

ALL the major players in the oil/gas realm are using those record profits to fund their next endeavor........ electric car technology (& hybrids) anything & everything they can get their gree...
Posted by Oh Carella on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:07:00 PST

STRAP-ON SWEETIE @ iTunes

go get  itgo get  itgo get  it ...
Posted by Oh Carella on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:28:00 PST

About A (Band) Boy

you know how you can point out the fakes?they play dress-up like 12-year-old's on halloween & do the photo session 1stfuckmaybe a gaggle of other 2nd-rate whores to turn to their good side with that o...
Posted by Oh Carella on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

you get more flies with honey

yeah well you get more honey with bees& less of the others you want to swat so go figure
Posted by Oh Carella on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:58:00 PST

LOOK WHO’S COMING TO DINNER

the best chefs don't want you in the kitchenyou'll just fuck something upthey don't need your sauceeven if it's good enoughor might appeal to more peopleit probably won't be what they envisioned& ...
Posted by Oh Carella on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

((((((( C-lick )))))))

if we use the word A-R-Tit's definitely a process& there's a point where trying does become part of that processbut it's the extra credence it could do without that comes to lighti'm going to go w...
Posted by Oh Carella on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

Its (1) ONE (1) of my favorite features

the friend status thinghow so & so is getting ready for the show tomorrow night at viper room!even though the only thing worse than a show at the viper room is one ona nondescript monday evening o...
Posted by Oh Carella on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:37:00 PST

The Slang (Y.F.B.)

why should i hide that which has influenced me ?i don't have toi earned itthrll kill kult built the 1st devil disco anyway(so) i don't need the approval of anyone who came afterwhat's mine is mineas m...
Posted by Oh Carella on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST