Being trapped in Texas for the past fifteen years, I've been completely sequestered and haven't really been able to do much (like watch network TV, phone anyone outside of Texas, etc...)
But I bided my time, waited patiently, and one day (when they were bringing in the laundry) I snuck out.
Then I secretly made my way to LA, where I'm living in a church and trying to make a name for myself.
In order to ensure that THEY don't find me and drag me back, I had to make some changes. I didn't change my name (because nobody could spell it anyway). But I did take a page from Superman's playbook, and started wearing glasses. I figure I'm pretty safe...
Hold on...someone's at the door...
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There are:
8
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
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