Steve and Bean Burrito

My name is Steve, after the bass player in the band, Logan Square. My mom is making me share this page with my brother. His name is Bean Burrito, but he is too young to type so I am running the show... I poop in a litter box, I sleep a lot. Warm places are best for napping. I like to go on outdoor adventures. I like to eat people food. I like to knock over cups filled with liquid to get attention. It never gets old. I am a little gay, but not comepletely cause I like to go to kitty cat nudie bars and see hairy pussies. I was born with conjunctivitis, something that my whore of a birth mother gave to me, so I squint a lot. People make fun of me for it, and say that I am blind, but I CAN SEE JUST FINE YOU BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS. It hurts my feelings when people say that. My mom would have to put ointment in my eyes everyday to keep the crusties out but since I hate it so much, she spares me. I really love her... Bean used to be named Sabrina cause mom thought he was a she, till he sprouted balls. Isn't that hilarious? He is very obnoxious at times. He's a little overbearing and plays too rough. I'm a lover not a fighter. Don't get me wrong, he's a good kid he just annoys me. He snuggles with mom lots. She likes that... I can't forget to mention Sampson, our fallen brother. Phil Garcia is the reason he is dead. If Phil gave a shit about anyone other then himself and his cokehead friends, Samson would still be alive today... R.I.P. Sampson Socks Meowington.