I'd like to meet:
I'm the guy on the right.
Movies:
Swingers, Big Lebowski, Made, Eternal Sunshine, Kingpin, South Park, Roadie, shit I can't think of any more. I know there's more but I quit.
Television:
M*A*S*H, Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, ATHF, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Just the episodes of the crazy people on American Idol, Seinfeld, Saved By the Bell, South Park, Crank Yankers, Stand up comedians, Reno 911, The Daily Show, the news because I love the weather every 5 minutes....you gotta stay on top of that......aaaaaand infomercials.
Books:
Make good coasters. Nah, I should read more.