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i'm a little teapot.

missvago

About Me



i'm half of a crime fighting team...

this is my partner, saUndra rosencrayons...

we answer to our captain, julius. he is a mouse whose death was faked to mask his identity. we thwart evil doers with miniature weapons and artilery and we do it for the good of the people... do not fuck with us.

CCCCCCT. OVER AND OUT.

My Interests

first and foremost, i love sluts... see?

i live my life accordingly...

and i love kitty cats...

my other interests include stuff like pictures, words, music, laughing, symmetry, OCD, sarcasm, being inappropriate, nintendo, tetris, zelda, the internet, procrastination, convenience, 62 degrees, falling asleep to the sound of rain, kisses on the neck, butterflies, porcelain dolls, knee high socks, pretty skirts, pencils, bongs, blue moon, tequila, pineapple thunder, candy, boys with tattoos, boys with beards, boys in bands, not being a groupie, parliments, breaking glass, hanging up on people, proving points, toys, stupid lighters, the little things, ribbons, lace, make-up, chicken butt, plungers, gatorade, nutri grain bars, scissors, double sided tape, erasers, shiny things, red is my favorite color, and I'm a sucker for a good push-up bra. Also, I like animals a lot, so I don't eat them...
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I'd like to meet:

Your mom.... and this guy:

Music:

everyday.

Movies:

Mona Lisa Smile, Girl Interupted, Wet Hot American Summer, The Rules of Attraction, Spinal Tap, Swingers, Made, Shaun of The Dead, Hott Fuzz, Labrynth, Never ending Story, Drop Dead Fred, Little Monsters, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Garden state, anything with jack black, we are engaged... and anything by Wes Anderson. He is brilliant... and the cheap, crappy movies this kid makes, not to mention the movies he will one day direct...

Television:

charmed... always and forever. x-files. animal planet. aqua teen. south park. conan. arrested development... and the news. i like watching the news.

Books:

The dictionary

Heroes:

my cousin. the biggest little badass that ever lived... ever.

and my dead cat:

r.i.p. sampson socks meowington

My Blog

old news...

i know this happened a while ago but it still disturbs me.i’m obsessed with this, for lack of a better term, "epidemic" of how young girls are under the impression that they should be sexy....
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:21:00 PST

my new tattoo!!!

here she is, brand spakin new:if thats not the most badass thing you've ever seen, then you my friend, are a liar.when i woke up today i found this on my bed:isn't that neat?i made the effort not to s...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

stranger things have happened...

i've been meaning to pay a visit to blog town for quite a few days now, but that was before i got lazy... and it was also before my internet was shut off cause i didn't pay the bill... anyway, i have ...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

the guy i've been sleeping with...

his name is petey.he is very handsome and he has bad breath...we spoon.   petey is my cousin tony's pit bull.the both of them have been staying at my apartment because tony was kicked out of his...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

between sheets and eyelids...

listen to the format.cold weather can suck my ass.snow can suck my ass.being all cooped up because even so much as the thought of going outside makes you want to get back into bed, can suck my ass. i'...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

american midol...

so i was laying in bed last night... i was thinking about all the boys i hate, of course, and an american idol commercial came on.seriously, how weird is that? leslie is soooo on t.v. and she's g...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

"she's a vegetarian"

FUUUUUUCK YOU.i was never a big meat eater. i will however always be a huge fan of big meat... heh.i don't push my choices on anyone. i don't try and convert anyone. i don't judge you because you eat ...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

so, i'm a little late...

to those of you that saw that sentence and thought that you could be the father, that probably means i call your penis "friend"... is anyone opposed to being on maury?   just kidding. ...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

for fucks sake...

i don't care who reads this. it will be public... i acknowledge that this is immature. 2 of my closest friends have told me to stop living my life on myspace, but once again and as always, i do what i...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

vagina party...

i have an idea: i want to start club of sorts... i like to talk about "inappropriate" things. i want to be able to do that without having to worry about some dumb sorority bitch discussing my activit...
Posted by i'm a little teapot. on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST