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Rachel the Zero

shiver me timbers

About Me

i am a classy lady who likes things to the extreme. i prefer reactions to actions. i get most of my exercise from running from the law. i enjoy riding my bike around town, stopping at the swings time and again, art of all sorts, fresh baked bread, undressing people with my eyes, being outside, red heads, fruit-ah hell-most food in general, and, oh yes twirling, i love twirling. this is where i will grow old.

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rachel zero --
[noun]:

A person who has the ability to be invisible

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Close, and andy goldsworthy AIM=Frantichippo

Books:

having fun isnt hard, when youve got a library card.

Heroes:

my dad

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My Blog

a soaring spring with worthy weather

i used to try and make  it a habit to jot something down on this here myspace once a month, as to record my life. well, it looks as though i went through a bit of a hiatus. no fears, i am here to...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

i am the ruler of the milk cooler

Ah the day in the life of a workin' gal. It seems all i do is sleep, smile, and create small talk. But between the jokes about jpegs and the constant eye i keep on the cheese cooler, i am starting to ...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

dirge.

I hate myself for lovin' you and the weakness that it showedYou were just a painted face on a trip down Suicide Road.The stage was set, the lights went out all around the old hotel,I hate myself for l...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:45:00 PST

Bonorrea

oh vey. where on earth to start. How about a little town in TN... lets pick..... umm.... right. clarksville! Oh yes that sounds great. alright and i will begin..... NEVER and i repeat NEVER go three o...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

six oddities.....

bisexual mills here you go 1. I claim to be allergic to bees, when in all actuality I am not. 2. Truth be told, I dont have much compassion for most animals. 3. When I go over a bump on my bike I like...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

a list of sorts

Its winter and I am enjoying spring break. growing a lucky plant. Blowing bubbles at dusk. digging holes and filling voids. The junk man was at an auction. Asking people about the weather. Painted to...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:42:00 PST

ah good ol' twenty.

today i realized a scarey thought- in twenty days i will be twenty years old, a teenager no longer. i am already able to vote and can legally buy pornographic films, cigarettes and lottery tickets, wh...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

oodle canoodle

oodle canoodle. Current mood: hot and bothered so here we are approaching valentines day, a whole day dedicated to reminding the single people of the world just how lonely they truly are. h...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

bottle of blues

So there I was&. And here I am. Hello to all. October is already over and here we are already in November. Fall is fabulous in Carbondale, 80 degrees today, I dont know if that is global warming or f...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:48:00 PST

I'm going to be drunk till the next time i'm drunk

Hello to all. Life in Carbondale is grand, with all the meth heads and keg parties its hard not to get a good laugh in. I went to eastern to visit Kristin in her new apartment last weekend. Jon and th...
Posted by Rachel the Zero on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:51:00 PST