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Schmidty

Canned chili is absolutely bogus.

About Me

My name is Jon Schmidt, or Schmidty, or Jonjon. I live in St. Charles, IL. I currently bartend at Sanfratello's in Geneva. You should stop by sometime, unless you are a creep. If any of the content of this MySpace page offends anybody, I apologize.
Your IQ Is 60
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Below Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Below Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Hmmm, though he may not be the best man in charge of the free world, George W. Bush. I think he would be a fun guy to sit back and drink a case of beer with. Infact, I would like to meet American presidents 1-42 also..... In addition, Allen Alda, Lovie Smith, Walter Payton, Hugh Heffner, Clint Eastwood, Johnny Cash, Paul Hogan, etc.

Music:

Ray Charles, Cake, Lemon Jelly, Flaming Lips, Rufus Wainright, Postal Service, Amon Tobin, Kid Koala, DJ Shadow, DJ Food.... Kid Crimson! Peter is so cool. Also, if any body likes country music let me know. I am looking for a honky tonk bar and someone to go with. For some reason, nobody I know is willing to go with me.

Movies:

Meet the Feebles is the most looney and twisted puppet movie on Earth. It was Peter Jackson's (Lord of the Rings) first movie. Nothing like you would expect.

Television:

I firmly believe that HiDef TV is going to replace churches someday. Just gigantic plasma tv's for people to worship instead of a house of God. Adult Swim kicks butt. Anybody remember the show Clone High? Good gracious that show was freakin' unbelievable. If anyone knows where to find episodes of that, let me know PLEASE! Oh, M*A*S*H is another good one. Go infomercials (that knife just never gets dull)!!!!!

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Neil
Birthday: December 8th
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Location: St. Chuck
Eye Color: GREEN!!!!!
Hair Color: OH, BROWN!!!!!!
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: white guy
The Shoes You Wore Today: grey reebok classics
Your Weakness: SoCo, OldStyle, and Camel lights
Your Fears: suffocation, touchy old people....
Your Perfect Pizza: canadian bacon, ham, and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to achieve my goal. That is my only goal.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: w00t, wtf?
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it
Your Best Physical Feature: my jugular
Your Bedtime: after the birds but before the sun
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember it. Damn I miss that memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Oooh depends what time it is. Good question.
Single or Group Dates: what's that?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They taste the same to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: I did once and I still taste Jergen's soap to this day.
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: I try.
Have you Been in Love: Sure
Do you want to go to College: HELL YES! That would be really cool.
Do you want to get Married: When I get bored of life, sure.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: A little too much.
Are you a Health Freak: To some very truely unhealthy person, I might come across that way.
Do you get along with your Parents: I sure do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live for thunderstorms and tornado sirens.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, but not frequently.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define "Drugs", and then describe "been on"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Specify "Single" or "Group Date" please.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: These questions really don't go anywhere do they?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, sure haven't. I am a health freak.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not on purpose.
Ever been Drunk: Once. I saw things no one should ever see.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so...
Ever been Beaten up: No, I squirm too much.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Whoever made this survey is a sicko.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Umm, mature. Maybe smart?
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to Ireland. I hear they call cell phones "mobiles" there.
Number of CDs I own: One. It is Cake, Motorcade of Genorosity.
Number of Piercings: Three
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Seven? Oh my lord I didn't know I was supposed to be keeping track.
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Heroes:

Crocodile Dundee, Indiana Jones, my father, John McCray, Lindsay Lohan (sigh). Someday Lindsay, someday...

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So, MySpace, huh?

So, I finally had to make a MySpace page due to relentless peer pressure. I considered myself computer literate. However, I do not know how to do anything on this freakin' page. Everyone has their pag...
Posted by Schmidty on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:25:00 PST