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Jolly©

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About Me

So, I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet and I got on as a looper at this coarse in the Himilayas. You know a looper. A caddy. A jock. So, I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do they give me? The Dhali Llama, himself. The twelfth son of the Llama. The flowing robes. The grace. Bald. Striking. So, we're at the first tee and he hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter - that Llama. Long. Right into this twelve hundred foot crevis at the base of this glacier. And do you know what he says? He says, "Goonga Nagoonga. Goonga goonga galoonga." So, we finish and he's gonna stiff me. And I'm like, "Hey, Llama, hey. How about a little something, you know, for the effort? You know." And he tells me, "There will be no money but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.

My Interests

Movies, music, reading, collectables, writing, and brevising some sick brevis.

I'd like to meet:

the Coen Brothers, Bill Murray, Neil Diamond, Joss Whedon and David Lynch (But only to kick him in the shins for wasting two and a half hours on "Mullholland Drive" and, while I'm at it, I want to kick M.Night Shyamalan in the shins for both "Signs" and "the Village". The aliens would have known they were allergic to water if they had been coming here for fifty years, you jerk. They could have brought water proof clothes. I mean, they built space ships, for Chrissake. Space ships! We have rain coats! Swing away, my ass.)

Music:

Neil Diamond, Logan Square, the Rikters, Say Anything, the Smoking Popes, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Lucky Boys Confusion, Ben Folds, Badly Drawn Boy, Cat Stevens, Oingo Boingo, NDP, This Is Me Smiling, the Format, Elton John, Supertramp, Something Corporate, the Waiting Game, Alkaline Trio, the Police, Elvis Costello, Dr Dre, Motion City Soundtrack, Violent Femmes, Gordon Lightfoot, Rancid, Ramones, Green Day, Madonna and Reel Big Fish

Movies:

Trainspotting, Goodfellas, Donnie Darko, the Fisher King, Ed Wood, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Boogie Nights, Rope, Mallrats, Rocky II, Jaws, Raising Arizona, Back to the Future, Strangers on a Train, the Goonies, Evil Dead II, Star Wars, John Carpenter's the Thing, the Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Resevoir Dogs, the Specials, Waiting for Guffman, Deliverance, About A Boy, Beverly Hills Cop, Stevie, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dumb & Dumber, Capturing the Friedmans, Rushmore, the Muppet Movie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Shaun of the Dead, American Psycho, the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, the Princess Bride

Television:

the Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, the Office, South Park, Robot Chicken, Quantum Leap, Ghost Hunters, Futurama, Twilight Zone, the Awful Truth, Kids in the Hall, Judge Joe Brown, Arrested Developement

Books:

the Catcher in the Rye, Survivor, Trainspotting, anything about forensic science. I also read the Weekly World News a lot.

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