I Miss My Mom
Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Height: 6 feet
Weight: Anywhere from 239 to 260
Age: 36
*Social Security Number: 568-47-0008
*Blood Type: B positive
*Earmuff Size: XL
Best days of my life
1. finding a penny {new winner}
2. marrying Marge
3. dancing around an overturned beer truck
A baby, a free burger and a hour-long episode of
'Mama's Family'
Boyhood/Life Long Dreams
Monorail conductor
run out on a baseball field
during a game
manage a beautiful country singer
eat the world's biggest hoagie
blackjack dealer
appear on "The Gong Show"
to own the Dallas Cowboys
to live in the woods, keeping a journal of thoughts
bowls a perfect game
Awards
* The 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence
*Won (and lost) "Most Weight Gained," "Most Hair Lost," "Most Improved Odor," "Person Who Traveled the Least Distance to be Here" at high school reunion
*won Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop album of the year" (with the B-Sharps)
*Medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into a Three Mile Island"
I am married to my loving wife Marge, and have had 3 kids the boy,Lisa, and little-Lisa
