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Maria Jones

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

About Me

WARNINGWhen I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bellsAnd run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit.You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked or surprised When suddenly I am old, and I start to wear purple. Jenny Joseph

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My Interests

music, bowling, spinning wool, crochet,gardening,sewing, xtreme bocce, pool, power tools, mashed potatos, gin & beer, flamingos,adoption, glass blowing, sleeping, coffee drinking, duct tape...

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: edna maria elizabeth jones
Birthday: 12/27/70
Birthplace: lancaster general hospital
Current Location: um, mom's dining room?
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: alburnish
Height: 5' 3.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Pennsylvanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness: my lower back does not like me
Your Fears: ...but i love my back, why can't it love me?
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheez, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: making it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ....instant...messenger....
Thoughts First Waking Up: music normaly
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: can't remember. (duh)
Pepsi or Coke: seltzer
MacDonalds or Burger King: try not to
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no thank you.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. cream, no sugar.
Do you Smoke: not so much
Do you Swear: like a sailer
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: oh i don't know
Do you want to get Married: Yes! In Vegas by an Elvis impersonator
Do you belive in yourself: if i do will i become a real girl?
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES! (Boats, carnival rides, back seats)
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, tonight in fact.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does prozac count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no. well, with girlfriends
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sadly yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: duh.
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quietly?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: don't know
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: ok
Height: taller then me
Weight: more then me
Best Clothing Style: double knit polyester leasure suits. oh wait! best?
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: never enough
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 42

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Music:

"...As far as I’m concerned music is music. I don’t look at it as rock, r&b or all that kinda stuff, I just look at it as music…..I feel sorry for anybody who only listens to one form of music." -ice-t(However, Christian rock and smooth jazz cause me to twitch)

Movies:

Princess Bride, 1941, Raising Arizona, Young Frankenstein, Paint Your Wagon, Tank Girl, The Producers (not the remake), Who framed Rodger Rabbit?, Oh Brother, Where Art Though?, Jesus Christ Super Star, The Bird Cage, The Lost Princess groundhog's day

Television:

/atoo bad I’m a little dyslexic & can't spell.

Heroes:

Mel Blanc, Dakota Star

My Blog

catch up

here it october all ready - man o man time is flying by! i still have not done a damn thing about a job when i get home. for this is the plan, go home this winter and have a real job - you know the ki...
Posted by Maria Jones on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:55:00 PST

p.s.

i feel compelled to add that the humans at the festival that i work with/ for have been lovely creatures. the cast was wonderful, some of them really need pinched (they're that cute.) i like the offic...
Posted by Maria Jones on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:07:00 PST

summer thus far and my inability to deal with it

i'm still too close to it to decide how this summer went, with the new job and all. people keep asking, all summer in fact, "how's the job? do you like it" "well no," i think, "i hate it. what's the...
Posted by Maria Jones on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:59:00 PST

bugs

my first week in sterling, ny. working my new job as company manager -most of the job i get, clean out actor lofts, scrub showers, figure out how the refridgaraters and cabnits will be divided up betw...
Posted by Maria Jones on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

21

holly crap! 21??!!! how did that happen?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!Remember:drink 1 cup water for each cup of booze... life will hurt alot less the next day.keep your forhead up while being ill, out the nose ...
Posted by Maria Jones on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:57:00 PST

the March update

Ok. Well I’ve been very bad about writing. So, here’s the catch up. Arizona show is going ok, not great -not bad, ok. We’re going into weekend 7 (of 8 weeks).  For fun events -&...
Posted by Maria Jones on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

arizona

ahhh... the start of another faire season. my 20th year. amazing that. I got to arizona thursday night and have done very little of note. cleaning and setting up the shop, drinking coffee and fee...
Posted by Maria Jones on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:34:00 PST

subject? what subject?

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Posted by Maria Jones on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:45:00 PST

life

Where was I? January 2, 2008 I haven't posted anything for awhile, I keep thinking I should but what to write? I'm at mom's house for the holidays, sitting at my aged computer trying to view people...
Posted by Maria Jones on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:16:00 PST

life in new york

Ahhh& home. Well, I got to spend a few days in Lancaster - got home Thursday & leave Tuesday. Spent a day with siblings, aunt Shethra and grandmother Edna , another day with Gary Jones - saw Jill...
Posted by Maria Jones on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST