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bartlett

There is nothing to fear from gods,There is nothing to feel in death, Good can be attained, Evil can

About Me

I'm gonna assume that you know about me at least pre-1999, so a breif explaination of my life in the Naughty Oughties: Stepped out of the fairy ring that was Rennaissance Faire work in 1999 because I had Chinese Dinner with a lesbian in Denver. Was a dsl techtype till the bottom fell out, went to massage school, had to go to France to bury my bro, worked in a small bidness in Denver till that pooched, then moved to New Orleans and was a tour bus driver in the French Quarter till Hurricane Katrina took my city and Altzheimer's took my mom's memory. Momma passed away in December, so I'm in Fort Wayne, In, trying to pick up the peices of my life and move on. Anyone want to buy a house in the Midwest?

My Interests

Altzheimer's studies, General Science, history, games, reading, writing, juggling, theatre
Your Travel Profile:
You Are Very Well Traveled in the Southern United States (77%)
You Are Very Well Traveled in the Northeastern United States (71%)
You Are Well Traveled in the Midwestern United States (50%)
You Are Somewhat Well Traveled in the United Kingdom (38%)
You Are Somewhat Well Traveled in the Western United States (32%)
You Are Somewhat Well Traveled in Western Europe (21%)
You Are Mostly Untraveled in Asia (13%)
You Are Mostly Untraveled in Southern Europe (7%)
You Are Untraveled in Africa (0%)
You Are Untraveled in Australia (0%)
You Are Untraveled in Canada (0%)
You Are Untraveled in Eastern Europe (0%)
You Are Untraveled in Latin America (0%)
You Are Untraveled in New Zealand (0%)
You Are Untraveled in Scandinavia (0%)
You Are Untraveled in the Middle East (0%) How Well Traveled Are You?I Aim to Misbehave:
.. You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and donâ€,,t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Serenity (Firefly)


94%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)


88%

Moya (Farscape)


81%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)


69%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)


69%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)


56%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)


56%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)


50%

SG-1 (Stargate)


50%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)


50%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)


44%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)


44%
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
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You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

I'd like to meet:

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Music:

Red Elvises, Golgol Bordello, Tom Waits,Afro Celt Sound System, John Doe, The Knitters, Hank W III, Ministry, Specials, Rockabilly, Goth-industrial, punk, folk, ska, happy boot music... Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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Movies:

3&4 Musketeers (1970s version), Marx Bros, Kevin Smith films, Equlilbrium, Boondock Saints, Big Trouble in Little China, Pulp Fiction, Lord o the Rings, Star Wars (Too bad they din't make any past Return of the Jedi, tho) Cyrano deBergerac (Gerard D) City of Lost Children, various weird stuff

Television:

non-Hitler History channel stuff, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Heros,The Tick.

Books:

Jasper Fforde, Terry Pratchett, Carl Sagen, Stephen Jay Gould, Neil Stephenson, Mark Twain, Hunter S Thompson, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaimen, Helen Thomas, Phillip K Dick etc...

Heroes:

see above.
You Are 82% Misanthropic
You are misanthropic to the point of being scary. In your view, people are a disease.
You may want to lighten up a little - before you become a super villain! How Misanthropic Are You?
You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

My Blog

Hello, I must be........going.

So I'm back in NOLA and life is good. Aside from the oppressive heat, deadly humidity, brutal sunlight, and the fact that My Peeps dropped the ball and although I have money I will be unable to access...
Posted by bartlett on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:50:00 PST

...and I’m off.

Just did my dishes and cleaned the catbox. Hooray me. Now I'm off to work the tennesee renn faire for the month of May. W T F ?   OK I just went thru the last 2 years basicly being a shut in, esp...
Posted by bartlett on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:30:00 PST

Hi hunny, I’m home...

So much has passed this past yea....oh wait. It's been, like a week. Just goes to show you. Time is relative, and its that old, creepy, whisky stenchy, stinky uncle relative at times.  Packing s...
Posted by bartlett on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:50:00 PST

Ya see these boots right here?

... They were made for driving a huge ass moving van to NOLA next monday. Yes, sacrifice the fatted cow and let the banners fly, I am getting the fresh hell out of Dodge.    Arranged for the...
Posted by bartlett on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:56:00 PST

Mom’s on the web!

Just so ya know- dying in the 21st century is now web-savvy. Below is a link to mom’s website. Check the pics, sign the guestbook, hang out if you want to see where I came from. http://mem.com/S...
Posted by bartlett on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

Confessions of a Voodoo Athiest...

Yes, you read that right the first time. Voodoo Athiest. Lemme ’splain. No, that take to long- lemme sum up: This weekend I went to ohio to do some Catching Up. First i went to teh small town of...
Posted by bartlett on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

For the Mad Scientist who wants to Show Them...Show them ALL!!!

Wow...So, they Called you MAD at the university, did they? http://www.wetanz.com/rayguns/infomercial.php The entire site is a gold plated hoot, but definatly watch the "Promotional Transmission." We&r...
Posted by bartlett on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

Family drama aged 32 years....

Ok so I've stopped dragging ass and started the Packing up of Stuff. With the help of my friend Jen (not you Jen, another Jen) I went thru momma's bedroom and pitched a bunch of stuff, kept a bunch of...
Posted by bartlett on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:01:00 PST

I’m goin to guantanamo for this...

But for the future of our species, it Must be done. Now then, who of you out there are willing to strap some C4, plastique, napalm, silly putty, shards of glass and nails to your torso, jet to Pryor, ...
Posted by bartlett on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

One less geek...

OK, most of you know me for the big ol dork that I truly am. Others, maybe not so much. So forgive me while I let my Freak flag fly... Back in 1978 or so (I was in Jr High - NOT middle school-) my mom...
Posted by bartlett on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST