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Laura

Ain't Life grand when you finally hit it!

About Me

I'm wife to one HOT swordsmith, mama to two scary-smart and wonderfully weird and creative kids, a musician finding her voice again, an insanely talented gemstone bead jeweler, and a crime-fighting superhero in my copious amounts of spare time. I can whip up a mean Italian red sauce in a couple of hours, and I carry on whole conversations in my sleep sometimes. I love Van Halen, the Goo Goo Dolls, Captain Jack Sparrow and my cats. I can sing, I can dance, I can put my entire fist in my mouth at once.

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My Interests

My husband Lance (who is btw, the SEXIEST man on earth!), my kids, making jewelry, Captain Jack Sparrow, reading, writing, watching movies, watching and mocking BAD movies, learning to believe.

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I'd like to meet:

Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy Carter, Jon Stewart. Dame Maggie Smith, Queen Elizabeth I, Jamie Lee Curtis, Carol Burnett. William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Dianne Wiest, and Stockard Channing. I'd like to be good enough friends with Eddie Izzard so we could just hang out sometimes; that would be fun.

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Music:

I listen to a wide (and some think disturbing) array of music---Van Halen is and always will be the COOLEST band ever. Ever. Followed very closely by Goo Goo Dolls. I also love Andreas Vollenweider, Harry Chapin, Saint-Saens, Ozzy, Bruce Hornsby & the Range, Telemann, Al Stewart, Talking Heads, The Tubes, and Aerosmith. (Steven Tyler bought a dagger from us that my husband made. No lie!) I once bought Nine Inch Nails "Pretty Hate Machine" and Sugar Ray "14:59" both at the same time. And Howard Jones is God. See? My favorite Van Halen song: Classic Van Halen--Oakland '81 More Oakland '81--FLAMING GONGS!!!! One More of Eddie kickin' it: One of my all time favorite songs:
There is some kind of magic in this song. Play it often:

Movies:

Absolute Favorite Movie in the Whole Entire World? Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. 2nd Fave? Apollo 13, with Tom Hanks. After that, it's kind of like my music list---varied and colorful. Finding Nemo, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Zoolander, Firefly/Serenity, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Highlander, All of Me, Contact, Life is Beautiful (in Italian), Casablanca, Music and Lyrics (Hugh Grant can sing! Who'da thunk?), The Road to El Dorado, Hunt for Red October, Who's That Girl, Brigadoon, Snakes on a Plane, Dave, Holiday Inn (well, really anything Fred Astaire did), The 10th Kingdom, This is Spinal Tap...I could go on for a very long time here, but that would dilute the mystique I endeavor so hard to maintain....

Television:

Bleh. Not much that's worth my time. The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Lost, Boston Legal, House, Monk, Numb3rs, Psych, Scrubs.

Books:

Robert A. Heinlein is my favorite author. Most of his books are fabulous--entertaining, interesting, intelligent reading. I adore Jan Karon's whole Mitford series---her characters are rich, real and lovable. Sometimes I'd like to live in Mitford....Alan Dean Foster has written some doozies: Into the Out Of is one of the best creep-me-out books I've ever been creeped out by. Add Neil Gaiman into the mix--he's always good for a dose of twisted reality.

Heroes:

My husband, for loving me the way he does. My parents, Nan and Blair, who both showed me repeatedly what real courage is. My brother, for holding Daddy's hand and helping him pass beyond the veil. Outside my family? Jimmy Carter, John Glenn; Gus Grissom, Ed White and Roger Chafee; the crews of the Challenger and Columbia space shuttles, Bono, Bill and Melinda Gates (for putting their money where it'll do some good). People who contribute whatever they can to make the world a better place. And anyone who stands up for what they know is right, no matter what the cost.

My Blog

Rockin' in the Poconos, (or Eeww! I Got Goo All Over Me!!)

Dateline: Wednesday, July 18th, Bushkill PAThe Day My Daughter Had a Dream Come True.Maddy, our friend Christina and I went to see Goo Goo Dolls play at the Mountain Laurel Center for the Performing A...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST

Things For Which I Hope

Peace...that the world will come to know it and embrace it. That the American people really Do treasure their rights and the Constitution and that come the next election they will stand up and let th...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

Things I Worry About

That the damage done by the Bush Administration to our country is irreversible. That George W. Bush will use all the Executive Orders and Signing Statements he has signed to declare some sort of sta...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST

My Evening with God

OK. So in my last blog, I told you all I was eagerly anticipating Saturday night, when Maddy and I would attend an acoustic concert by Howard Jones and a guitarist named Robin Boult. Well, here it is ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

I am going to see the Face of God

OK, so it's been a VERY long time since I posted anything here. A busy life that's basically boring will cause that sort of thing. But that's all about to change... 25 years ago, when MTV was young an...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST

Small things...

Small things, in their many forms amuse me. Yesterday I got to be amused more than once, which is good. First I came home to check my email and found a message from some long time friends who I've bee...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

Me and Eddie

Got my "Eddie Van Halen Rock Star Hair Do" done again tonight. It amuses the living daylights out of me (although I didn't realize I actually had any of those IN me. Where would they be? Where do you ...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

Why I Loathe Plumbers

Ok, so I could make a list here or I could tell a story. What to do, what to do. I think if I tell a story, it may just go on and on and on, given there's so much to say on my subject. A list then, ye...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:36:00 PST