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Rob

Please: Read the blogs. Comment on the blogs. Come back often.See my show when I come to your town.

About Me

Comedian, writer, actor, vaudevillian.

My Interests

Comedy, in all its mutations. http://homepage.mac.com/throwmethechicken/iMovieTheater4.htm l http://homepage.mac.com/throwmethechicken/iMovieTheater3.htm l http://homepage.mac.com/throwmethechicken/iMovieTheater1.htm l

I'd like to meet:

One of the best parts of live performance is getting to meet your audience. If you enjoy a show of mine, enjoy something I've written, laughed at a video I made, I want to meet you, or at least hear from you. Feedback. Lots and lots of feedback.

Music:

Louis Armstrong, Bing Crosby, Marty Robbins, Peggy Lee, Smashmouth, Bob Dylan, Robert Earl Keen, Billie Holliday, John Prine, Nat King Cole, Groucho Marx, The Ramones, They Might Be Giants, The Hamilton County All Star Remedial Marching Band, Nina Simone, Lucinda Williams, Robert Johnson, George and Ira Gershwin, Cole Porter, Bobby Darrin, The Muppets, Violent Femmes, The Pogues, Bare Naked Ladies, Brave Combo, Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra, Mozart, Ray Charles, Queen, Simon and Garfunkel, Leo Kotke, Johnny Cash, Mr. Freddie, Harry Belafonte, Hank Williams, Ethel Merman, Elvis, Kurt Weil, Dave Brubeck, Buddy Holly, Boiled in Lead, Vince Guaraldi, Folk Uke (singing their hit "Motherf***** Got F***** Up"... check it out!), Texas Rubies, The 88, The White Ghost Shivers, Bix Beiderbecke, Cantiga (with Malcolm on violin), Thomas Nyunendel, The Biscuit Brothers, Allen Robertson, Jason Connor, Meredith McCall, Lyova Rosenthal, Arnie Yanez, Tracy Tucker, Will Taylor, Toni Price, Jim Hancock, Rio Blue, Ky Hote and Owl, Oliver Steck, Baby Gramps, The Flying Karamozov Brothers, Corb Lund Band, Tom Russel, The Polyphonic Spree, The Partridge Family, Woody Guthrie, Arlo Guthrie, Doc Watson, Puerto Muerto, Rhinestone Cowboy, Neil Diamond, Franz Ferdinand

Movies:

Casablanca, all the Marx Brothers, Hope and Crosby road movies, most of Woody Allen, Dr. Strangelove, all of Quentin Tarantino, Delicatessan, Amelie, all of Akira Kurosawa, all of Werner Herzog, American Splendor, American Beauty, Dogtown and Z-Boys, The Matrix, The Blues Brothers, The Muppet Movie, Moulin Rouge, Roxanne, The Godfather, Hands on a Hard Body, Night of the Hunter, Billy Jack, Comedian, To Kill A Mockingbird, Twelve Angry Men, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Bowling for Columbine, Roger and Me, Fahrenheit 9/11, Austin Powers, Taxi Driver, Forrest Gump. Yeah, I said it, Forrest Gump, so sue me, Cary Grant flicks, It's A Wonderful Life, Freaks, Elf, South Park, And Justice For All, Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, Waiting for Guffman (and the rest of Guest), The Maltese Falcon, Born into Brothels, Frank Capra films, Strangers with Candy, Being John Malkovitch, Robert Rodriguez films, Boobie Girl by the amazing Brooke Keesling, Meat Clown by the astounding Brooke Keesling, Little Miss Sunshine, Midnight Cowboy, The Matrix, Comedian, Night of the Hunter, The Wizard of Oz, The Shining, On the Waterfront, A Streetcar Named Desire, Full Metal Jacket, The Gods Must be Crazy, All of Wallace and Grommit, the rest of Nick Parks work, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, most all the silver screen legends- Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy, Hitchcock, Ingrid Bergman

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Frontline, Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, The Office, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, BBC World News, The News Hour with Jim Leher, Washington Week, The Sorpanos, Sesame Street, Spongebob Squarepants, Globe Trekker, No Reservation, Iron Chef, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Kids in the Hall, Mystery Science Theater 3000, POV, American Masters, Charlie Rose, Letterman, Strangers With Candy,

Books:

All of David Sedaris, Mark Twain, Roddy Doyle, Nick Hornby, Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, Geek Love, Charles Bukowski, Charles Dickens, Tom Friedman, Al Franken, Tom Robbins, Harvey Pekar, R. Crumb, Cormac McCarthy, Molly Ivins, Michael Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Life of Pi, Spalding Gray(performances too), Henry Miller, Bruce Chatwin, T. C. Boyle, Anthony Boudrain, Frank Baum, Michael Chabon, Harper Lee, Mark Frauenfelder, David Pogue, Michelle Bates,

Heroes:

My mom, Bill Hicks, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Mahtma Gandhi, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Ben Franklin, Mark Twain, Buckminster Fuller, Albert Einstein, Jim Henson, people who make a contribution to the world through service or creation, and anyone going broke because they refuse to give up on their dream.

My Blog

Puke and Snot

Joe from Puke and Snot passed away a couple of days ago. I hope all you Ren fans got to see these two together. Every stage act at every Ren could only ever hope to achieve their level of success. The...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:05:00 PST

Please Tell Us When We’re On Fire

When lounge singers get together and swap stories, I imagine it's about things like microphones cutting out, forgetting lyrics, and such. But when jugglers get together and trade their war stories, yo...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:20:00 PST

Broken Down Ambulance

I wrote this up for a family record sort of thing. It's one of my favorite road stories. I don't come from a family of entertainers. My life, my lifestyle, the risks I have taken, and the rewards I ha...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:57:00 PST

Beating the Odds in Chicago

Beating the Odds in ChicagoIt was my first time out on the road. I was seventeen, and Kevin and I were headed to the King Richard's Fair, a Renaissance festival outside Chicago. We had met a fellow ju...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:43:00 PST

A Great Gift

John Parker, the glass blower at the Ohio Renaissance Festival, died this last year from bone cancer. Before he was a glass blower, he was one of the site managers for the Michigan Renaissance Festiva...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:33:00 PST

Blackberry Chipotle Chicken Enchilada Recipe

The Wildwood Black Raspberry and Chipotle Chicken Enchiladas(Please note. This is just a recipe of mine, and not really a blog. I wrote this up the day after I made it, and just copied it from a noteb...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:55:00 PST

How to Eat Fire

In 1984 Kevin Hunt (Walter) and I were in the performance company at Scarborough Fair, a renaissance festival south of Dallas. Kevin and I had met a few times before, but had only gotten to know each ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:51:00 PST

Friends at Rens

Many thanks to all my new my space friends! I was trying to reach out to some old Idiot fans, and there are a lot of you. Mazeltov!There is still great comedy work being done on the stages of your loc...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:07:00 PST

My start at Renaissance Festivals

Before I get into Ren Fests, I'd just like to thank those of you that read and respond to these blogs. I appreciate it. As far as blogs go, these are pretty long. Sorry bout that. Renaissance Festival...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:12:00 PST

funny bones auditions

Have you ever seen the movie "Funny Bones"? You should. Oliver Platt, Jerry Lewis, the late, great George Carl. There's a scene in the movie where they're auditioning "acts." Wonderful, terrible, funn...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:18:00 PST