"The Village Idiots" Will & Wally

About Me

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Wally The Great: (On The Left) In his teen years he worked for Frito-Lay as a burnt potato-chip picker-outer, until he discovered that the world was just an illusion created by malevolent aliens who had enslaved humanity to power a giant super-computer. Then he found out that all THAT was just an illusion created by his friends, and he really worked for the snack-maker after all.
Will: (The Republican) Will was born the daughter of a poor share-cropper, and spent his first years criss-crossing the Midwest in a tattered gingham dress, until it was discovered the child was male. This revelation so shamed his father that he sold Will to a traveling carnival where the lad learned useful skills like guessing peoples weight, hammering a nail up his nose, and pick pocketing. His hobbies include making monster-truck sounds, filing frivolous lawsuits, and eating with chopsticks.
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From Crackle: Mrs hughes skewed views

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. Check out my website. www.thevillageidiots.net

Movies:

Crooze Ship Singa!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Jason Dowty performs gangsa rap about singing on ships.

My Blog

My first laugh

I don't remember the first time I made a crowd of strangers laugh, but my mother does. She has told me the story several times and I am not sure I can give an exact recount of the details but I will d...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:20:00 PST

Something new

Well folks I started a myspace so I would write more often. I just realized that it hasn't happened. I'll try harder but if you know me you know how much I like limitations. No, that's not the word...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

Our Bio

Variety Comedy Duo The Village Idiots combine character driven comedy with amazing variety arts, Vaudeville as re-imagined for the 21st Century. Wally the Great is a goofy Vegas-lounge wannabe, pompo...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Demo Video

I have been wishing for a demo video on my website for a year now. I didn't even know I had the ability nor the inteligence to do it but I have. I think? Still haven't had a 100% success rate when ...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

Idiot Blog, March 8th, 2006

Idiot Blog, March 8th, 2006On March 1st we woke at 4 am and boarded a plane heading to Grand Cayman, via Atlanta. The flight from Orlando to Atlanta was uneventful except we were flying Delta where w...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

A new year!

I know it is a little late to post about the new year but I have been to busy to even think about it really. I wonder what this year will have in store for me? Could it be a time of change or ...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:25:00 PST

Brush with Greatness

I was at the Orlando airport, waiting to fly to San Juan. A strikingly featured, muscular African-American man was sitting across the aisle. I had a passing thought that he looked familiar, and then r...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:18:00 PST

Lost Luggage

Where do lost suitcases go? I mean the ones that are never found. I think they comprise the rings of Saturn, but this is just a theory. When Will and I were always on one ship, we left our show th...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:54:00 PST

Nude Cruise

I posted this years ago but have came back in to make some modifications to the story. I'm adding things not deleting. I don't know why but here it is again. And on a side note, my lunch date ended up...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST

Jamaica

We boarded the ship yesterday in Grand Cayman and are in Jamaica today. I took off on my own, not the smartest thing to do in Jamaica, and found a tour guide to take me to the ghetto. I had never been...
Posted by "The Village Idiots" Will & Wally on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:35:00 PST