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Mingo-go

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About Me

Firstly, I update my blog regularly which will probably tell you more about me if you're really THAT interested. Read it, subscribe, etc. Now here's the rest...Crazy about music. Insane about it even. Highly opinionated. Strangely and annoyingly moral at times. I take life seriously - which includes fun, friends, sex, and even taking a dump. I wear my own trademark colour "Mingoblue (TM)". I despise liars and people who do not indicate whilst driving. I get bored seriously easy which is probably why most of my relationships last about 5 days. My chronic boredom with life and the world around me coupled with my need for mainlining intensity is probably why I'm generally out of sorts about life. I really would love to be an agony aunt (advice columnist for those in the States) although I think some people think I'm a patronising so-and-so whilst I'm giving my advice, which is always well-meaning on my behalf. But for those who have taken my advice, they generally are rather grateful for receiving it as I am annoyingly right about a lot of ridiculous things that frankly, NO ONE should be right about. When this sort of thing isn't driving me mental, I enjoy travelling, music (did I mention that already?) and getting worse. On Feb. 23, 2006, The "Pop Pop" (TM) was invented - perfected by Dr. Alec "Poppers" Kennedy and christened "pop POP" by ME! It is a euphoric way to enhance yr "popperstasche" (TM). I prefer going out alone and meeting up with people as I hate travelling in herds. Travelling in groups of more than 3 generally remind me of work. I swear, eat flesh, dance like a freak and like being naked. Me best! Hail Satan.My life would be perfect if it were like this...

My Interests

bingo, poker, gambling, music, snakes, Vegas, LA, Anna Nicole Smith, cows, tikis, weather, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanoes, massage (receiving), bats, cocktails, roller coasters, Ghost trains (geisterbahnen), skulls and most ghoulish things, young pretty boys, old filthy men, cigars, men in bunny suits, mugs, thugs, drugs, sweaty ba-alls, snogging randoms, posh soap, freshly squeezed orange juice, squeezing fresh zits, peeling dead/burnt skin, picking my scabs, Mexican food, sparkling water, pretzels, David's sunflower seeds (where can i buy them in the UK - HELP!), M&S Salads, free beer, blagging into everywhere since I'm perpetually broke, acid, ephadrine, poppers, coats, baseball, boots, sex with alligators, Miles the Cat, Carnie the Carnivore Kitty, cannibalism, serial killers, travel, stuffed animals, smell of freshly tanned skin/suntan oil, well produced music, champagne/cava, sunbathing in Scotland.this is my idea of genius....as much as I hate kids, I still act like this most nights.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will take my hand and samba through life with me....Please do not ask me to add you unless I actually know you because I will only add a stranger if I have good, prolonged banter that engages my brain. Writing "Lol. U make me :)" is NOT good banter. I'm not really very funny. I'm smart, direct, honest and a bit self righteous. Sometimes that can be funny, I guess, but stupid false compliments are not engaging. I would like to meet a masseuse as my back has a slipped disc and I spend a small fortune on massage when I can afford it. I'd like to meet a lover who won't drive me crazy. Some women who like and know shed loads about music are equally as interesting to meet, actually. Jesus, I want to meet Jesus. I reckon he's a hot shag, is hung like a pony and could give me multiple orgasms without a second thought. And he's a Jew so you know he's cut, which I prefer. However, I want to marry Justus Koehncke. His name is very similar to Jesus, actually. I think there's a connection.

Music:

Burt Bacharach, Brian Wilson, Beach Boys, No Bra, gay disco, Zeigenbock Kopf, Cornelius, Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band, Lee Hazlewood, Andreas Dorau, XTC, Boney M, Sparks, M, Stereo Total, The Free Design, The 5th Dimension, Les Baxter, Steely Dan, A&M Records (60s), Roger Nichols, The High Llamas, Dionne Warwick, Astrud Gilberto, the Runaways, Crazy Frog, Tahiti 80, Fox, Bertrand Burgalat, Sean Paul, The Ramones, James Brown, James Chance!, Herb Alpert, Gordon Thomas, Morricone, Mancini, Lalo Schifrin, David Bowie, Harpers Bizarre, Curt Boettcher, good Christmas music, sunshine 60s pop, Wings, bossa nova, Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66, Hank Williams, Chris Montez, bluegrass, Annie, ELO, ABC. 60s/70s rock-influenced pop is basically what I live for though. I throw shapes to good farty techno and minimal electro-disco and SONGS. And of course, Jan Terri..... width="425" height="350" ..This is from 1980...saw it live on TV when it aired. GENIUS..the best song about incest and the gays ever. I love Noosha's wee leg kick and suspender flash at the end!And more Fox cos they are the best!

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blue Velvet, Pink Panther, Being There, Foul Play, The Blues Brothers, The Last Seduction, Alice, Rosemary's Baby, Once Upon a Time in the West, A Fistful of Dynamite, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars, When Harry Met Sally, Seems Like Old Times, Lost Horizon, Superfly, Fletch, Play Misty for Me, Klute, Taxi Driver, movies with good soundtracks, gangster films, Dirty Harry movies, Hitchcock, Brian De Palma, John Waters, Woody Allen, Doris Day movies, 70s porn

Television:

The Anna Nicole Show, ER, CSI, Law & Order, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, South Park, The Brady Bunch, Miss Match, River City, Coronation Street, Major League Baseball, Soap, The O.C., Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, A Charlie Brown Christmas, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, Most of the Peanuts shows and movies. Rankin/Bass animation.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye -- JD Salinger, Wouldn't It Be Nice - Brian Wilson, Ask Dr. Mueller - Cookie Mueller, Thomas Hardy. The Me Best Philosophy: the Way for a Fulfilling Life - J.K. Mingo. National Enquirer. (it's the only thing to read on airplanes). I'm not really a reader. Too isolating.

Heroes:

Malcolm X, Dolly Parton, Anna Nicole Smith, Brian Wilson, Austin Stevens and ME!

My Blog

Jury duty...

What a load of crap. I've been called up for jury duty. AGAIN. 3rd time in 10 years. I've only been a citizen for 10 years, after all. I never seem to get picked. Been going to the court all week, an...
Posted by Mingo-go on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:42:00 PST

And this is why I bitch....

Not sure if I ever moaned about this on here before. I moan so much about everything, it's hard to keep track sometimes, I admit. But my local post office are cunts. It was run by a family, and the fa...
Posted by Mingo-go on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

blah, blah, blah

This is my current state of mind. I was burgled a month ago. Didn't lose much except my laptop and all my necklaces and quite a few 70s porn DVDs. I felt more violated by the insurance compa...
Posted by Mingo-go on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

need phone numbers

Hiya. bought a new phone. more than half my numbers are gone. I even put the SIM in my old phone, texted about 200 people, and many of which replied immediately...which means they texted my old phone&...
Posted by Mingo-go on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST

the blog yr all waitin for!

yeah. my trip. It'll probably be the last trip I take for 3 years because I went a bit crazy on the spending. I bought so much stuff it wouldn't fit in my suitcases and I even had to pay excess luggag...
Posted by Mingo-go on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

bloody teeth

So....as predicted, I go to the dentist and they fill some teeth (I've got three more appointments to go!) and one of them is so deep they can see "pulp" (that's my root) so they've done a root cap wi...
Posted by Mingo-go on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Fox!

My goodness. Fox is just the best band ever. Ever. I had no idea that they had three LPs....and that all had been rereleased with Cherry Red with bonus tracks. Finding what I've now learned was a comp...
Posted by Mingo-go on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:49:00 PST

HOORAY!

My MP3 player WAS at work....was put in the till for safe keeping. Hail SATAN. I was really getting seriously bummed out over the idea that someone I would work with would steal something they found. ...
Posted by Mingo-go on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:22:00 PST

Load of shite

Some cunt seems to have stolen my MP3 player. Brought it to work. Went to take it out of my bag this morn to go to the dentist and it's gone. I assume it must have fallen out of my bag at work, but wo...
Posted by Mingo-go on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

TEETH!

As many of you know, my nickname is "Ill" cos I'm always ill. Well, the other wonderful thing about me is that my teeth are full of holes. They look great but they are absolutely weak. I've had vast a...
Posted by Mingo-go on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST