The Guy In Pink

About me huh? Well, I am everything and yet nothing. I am yin and yang simultaneously. I am the shyest loudmouth, the smartest dumbass, the dumbest smartass, the nicest asshole, the most sarcastic headtrip, the strangest comedian, the funniest psycho, the laziest A.D.D. case, the most sober alcoholic, the most people-loving sociopath, the most spaced-out down-to-earth person I've ever met. I can see both sides to situations but can't make a decision for the life of me. I am and always have been myself no matter how much that elusive bastard deviates. I'm corrupted purity and the purest sin. I try to be honest but I promise nothing. All my contradicting beliefs actually balance me out (or I'm just crazy enough to think so). I can be serious but 90% of the time I just like to have fun. I'm really a kid at heart. I'm one of the goofiest bastards alive but on occasion I can slip into some very deep conversations. Life is too short to take yourself TOO seriously. You only have one life so make it count and have as much fun as you can before it's over. Most importantly, be yourself because you cannot hide from yourself forever.
I'm also a singer in two bands, both of which differ drastically vocal wise. I emulate various styles, such as regular vabratto based clean singing, high pitch falsetto, low and high end death metal, hardcore tuffguy and screeching black metal vocals.
My favorite singers include (but not limited to): Stu Block and Tim Roth (into eternity), Geoff Tate (queensryche), Freddy Mercury (queen), Steve Perry (Journey), Fat Mike (Rancid), ICS vortex (Dimmu Borgir/Arcturus), Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden), Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber/DevilDriver), Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsend Band, Steve Vai et. al.), Matt Barlow (Iced Earth), Jonathan Davis (KoRn), Warrel Dane (Nevermore/Sanctuary), Howard Jones (Blood Has Been Shed/Killswitch Engage), Phil Labonte (Shadows Fall/ All That Remains), Corey Taylor (Stone Sour/Slipknot), Bjorn "Speed" Strid (Soilwork), Christian something (Scar Symmetry), Guillamie (Mnemic), Zet (Ram-Zet), the Heathen (Zimmers Hole), Max Illidge (40 Below Summer/Black Market Hero) and tons more.
To me the singer can make or break a band.
I sing for blackened-death metal kings 'ChernO-zeM', and a new as yet untitled project with the three other best musicians in the valley.
I also street team, and help promote live musical drivin events, as well as excel in production and engineering artist's sonic expressions, including ChernO-zem, and Zebulon Kosted to name a couple.
and I like animals, I have 2 cats, a ferret and a dog.
I like tattoos, piercings and other bod mods, (have 3 tats, 28 piercings) and am working on shaving off some extra pounds to give my shot at a suspension soon.
Oh, and I like more music than you. Don't believe me? Think of a band you don't like, or a group, or a popstar, got it? There, I win. I don't dislike any music form, artist or genre, in that aspect, I am Hot Topic: everything about the music.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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MY Personality
I am nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, I want to help everyone.
I am good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, and money, I am a natural peacemaker.
I'm alsogood natured and people enjoy your company.
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I am Spider-Man
Spider-Man 100%
Green Lamp 90%
The Flesh 80%
Fatman 70%
Iron Gland 70%
Sparrow 65%
Sissyman 60%
Ratwoman 60%
SuperSlut 55%
Wonder Bra 45%
Bulk 30% I'm intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You scored as Storm. Storm is the seconday team leader of the X-Men. She has a peaceful personality but must be careful since her emotions control her powers. She loves gardening and is afaid of tight spaces. Powers: Control of the Weather

Storm

90%

Cyclops

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