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Old Lady Hand Shake

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Well I don't quite know where to start. I'm the boy you wish lived next door. I do not merely have one set personallity, I am whoever and whatever I feel passionate about being at any given time. I believe in freely expressing myself for the person I truly am to avoid being confused for someone I truly am not. I am good I am evil, I'm a lover and a Hater, I am right I am wrong, I am concerned and inconsiderate, I am caring and apathetic, I am motivated and unambitious, I am everything and nothing but most importantly I am real, are you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are real and don't really SUCK! Any girls who are either just as crazy as I am or can appreciate my Individuality to its full potential. I've been in far too many relationships where I've felt that I have to hold myself back and suppress my true Identity. I'm Weird, so bleedin what! Message me Weird Girls, Let's get to know eachother!

My Blog

Stop the Nonesense

Here is a good example of how movie reviewers just BUTCHER their credibility and intellect.  In order to keep from starting conflict I will keep the reviewers name anonymous but go ahead and read how ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:03:00 GMT

How to Hit it.

A room full of liquor helps the feminine go down, helps the feminine go down, helps the feminine go down.A room full of liquor will get your dick wet hella quicker, it also helps to lick her.She won't...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:50:00 GMT

Old Jokes never Die.

It's very important as a man to have a woman who shares your interests.It's very important to have a woman who You connect with on a deeper level.It's very important to have a woman who's exciting and...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Film reviewers are dumb.

Wow, I just read some reviews for the uber bloody Cheeseball Zombie Gorefest "Bone Sickness."  I myself can honor and appreciate this film for exactly what it is, A no budget movie filmed almost entir...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:10:00 GMT

Movies.

OK, so I hate the general majority of dumbasses who aspire to have a Hollywood sitcom life.  They are brainwashed mindless Zombies  and baby incubators who continue dropping more future tax payers, so...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:13:00 GMT

POSERS

Punks who try to live their lives like rebel squatter kidsOnly live past punk like seventies as Johnny Rotten did.Spanging the working class for cash so they can buy some smokes.Eating stale bagels fr...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:14:00 GMT

"Second Life Suicide"

Second Life is for cowards too scared to live their first.They fail to feel empowered with what was given at their birthso they create a character and live in a fake world.Like the internet's a care g...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:52:00 GMT

For the Ladies

Bitch ya need to grow up, ya make me throw up.Ya got a toe up your scab sandwich.Foot fungus and an old bandageleak out your twat and fuckin reek of cabbage.Skanks are dirty like an ashcan, should all...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:55:00 GMT

"Birth of a Zombie"

Your Rape Baby aborted and preserved in formaldyhide.I hope one day it opens its' eyes and decidesto crawl back in your vagina and hidetil it gets hungry and eats you alivethrough your uterus from the...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:33:00 GMT

To Jitters(Kelsey)

Well sorry I had to do this so everyone can read my blogs and see how much of a bitch you've been but I typed my response and you won't accept it cas you aint my friend or whatever.  Anyway I know you...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:21:00 GMT