DOUBLEWIDE

Born in SALT LAKE CITY, fermented in PORTLAND, Doublewide is definately the kind of band you don't take home to mother. Equal parts ROCK-n-ROLL, COUNTRY, and PUNK, Doublewide is a whiskey drinkin, bar brawlin 600 pound gorilla with a highly developed taste for the pale tender flesh of floppy haired cry-baby emo kids, candyass Nashville pencil-necked popstars, pigeon chested British hipsters, Seventh level Dungeon Master DJ's with clever names for themselves, and anyone who wears their hat sideways and their collars up. It's not perfect, it's definately not pretty, and if you can dance to it then you're probably completely wasted, but that's just the way we like it. It's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be wild. It's supposed to make you want to fight that loudmouth jackass wearin his stupid sunglasses at night in the bar, make you drink whiskey out of the bottle, chase totally crazy women you know aint no good, eat raw meat and drive really loud, really fast cars. We're all gonna die one way or another, sooner or later, and if you're gonna have fun you better do it now. So if you haven't learned how to tear it up and burn it down yet, just lean back and let Doublewide do the drivin. We'll show you how it's done. We're professionals.