Eoin J - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am Eoin. I'm an amiable fool of meagre powers and modest means. Sure I mean well, but so did Godzilla most of the time. I consider myself a friend of the Farmer and a tiny unseen thorn in the sides of kingmakers and big shakers. I have had my share of thrills and spills and I've tasted the supped wine from the blessed cup. I don't hold any lofty ambitions save for considering myself, in some small way, a modern St. Patrick, banishing the snakes from the city with nothing more than dirty looks and muted whining.I take a drink. I take a punch. I take WIC checks but not food stamps just yet. I take it your search for inspiration has ended. Open wide and taste the future......

My Interests

I'm interested in the contents of your medicine cabinet.

I'd like to meet:

Fancy ladies. Stunt Men. Kingmakers. Ombudsmen. Work-shy Fops. Johnny-Come-Latleys and assorted ne'er do wells.

Music:

http://www.myspace.com/halfajarmusic

Movies:

The Boy Who Could Fly

Television:

Manimal

Books:

I don't read books. I'm man enough to admit that I find them boring. Also, I generally find myself drawn to the restless and ill-disciplined and let's face it, those people don't write books, only tomb-stones.

Heroes:

My hero is Paulie. He's also my arch enemy.

My Blog

Bears Beat Chargers

Posted by Eoin J on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

Alive Alive Oh....

Hell yeah, I'm in Dublin, it looks slightly differnt. It's expensive, people are complaining about the traffic. It's not as cold as everybody says it is. There are new houses and apartment complexes e...
Posted by Eoin J on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

The Horror

Northern Ireland have moved into the top 50 of FIFA's world rankings for the first time in over 10 years.Impressive victories over Spain and Latvia, plus a draw away to Denmark, in Euro 2008 qualifyin...
Posted by Eoin J on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

might be intoxicated

As some of you may know, myself and herself had the wonderful pleasure of living in a very unique place called Espanola, NM a few years back. We spent a year and a half there, but alas, we returned to...
Posted by Eoin J on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST

The black eye of justice....

I just want to say thank you to the 7ft Polish mutant who was gracious enough to present me with the black eye I have been sporting since Saturday night. It's a doozie. Uncharacteristically I did litt...
Posted by Eoin J on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST

Save the crack hotel

The yuppie scummer shrieks And rings the funeral bell The dirty old hood reeks Save the crack hotel Save the crack hotel Happy hour peaks And the old mark swells The laughing lady peeks Into...
Posted by Eoin J on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

mouse

I was walking down the street the other day and I spied a mouse. It was running about the street in a startled zig -zag pattern, squeaking incessantly at the top of its tiny voice. This continued for...
Posted by Eoin J on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:57:00 PST

A very pragmatic people, the Dutch

Amsterdam - A wayward sparrow that found its way into an exhibition in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden on Monday almost put paid to an attempt to break the world record for toppling dominoes. More tha...
Posted by Eoin J on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:16:00 PST

Elimidate?

Contrary to rumours currently circling the internet, I did not appear on a recent edition of Elimidate, where I apparently blew a kiss to the camera, get very drunk in a bar and was ultimately elimina...
Posted by Eoin J on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:56:00 PST

The Long and Winding Ramp

More Rich Men escaping to space. Pah!! Just because no-one will listen to your insipid, self-important crap on earth, does not mean you have to poison the ears of our space neighbours with it. Then th...
Posted by Eoin J on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST