One time an english guy flew across the world to sleep in my bed in his red feetie pjamas. Another time i got thrown in a cop car somewhere upstate and as the cop was driving he hit a huge lamp strategically placed in the middle of the road. I've driven golf carts through shea staduim just to hit into shit. I've driven barefoot while putting on make up on the way upstate, almost hitting an imaginary animal in the middle of the road. yeah and thats probablly all you need to know.
ENGLISH PEOPLE LOVE ME