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Dylan

I'll try to find you left of the dial

About Me

Don't think you're the only one who is harboring self-hate
I'm just as guilty of selling what my own sweet soul creates
Now don't feel bad next time my memory comes creepin'
You've got your own bed now, i suggest that's the one you sleep in

My Interests

Disclaiming , Non-Sequiturs, Playing the Fool, Blue Cheese Dressing, Incentives, Crosswords, Daydreaming, Market Economies, Inane Trivia, Asinine Politics, Wasting Time in Bars

I'd like to meet:

Haile Selassie

Music:

"First I Look At The Purse", "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" (Gladys Knight And The Pips), "Bernadette", "Love Child", "Papa Was A Rollin' Stone" (dadgummit), "Don't Leave Me This Way", "Books About UFOs"

Movies:

Chinatown, East of Eden, The Apartment, Straw Dogs, Blazing Saddles, Heathers, The Empire Strikes Back, Best In Show, Rushmore, A Touch Of Evil

Television:

Law And Order, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Freaks And Geeks

Books:

The Road To Serfdom, A Parliment of Whores, Please Kill Me, The Last Hurrah, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Quest For Cosmic Justice, Old Gods Almost Dead, The Dark Stuff

My Blog

I Wish I Could Be Like

So my friend David burned me a bunch of my CDs that he'd ripped before they got stolen. Like a moron, I left a book of my favorite CDs in my car in Carroll Gardens when I lived there in 2002. Some sil...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

A Public Service Announcement

Please don't do heroin.
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

Middle Of The Road, Man It Stanks, Let's Roll Over Lionel Richie With A Tank

Pulled out my old Bloom County books tonight. Kate and I were talking about funny comic strips from back in the day, and along with The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County was one of the be...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

We Are No Match For Sting!

I'm still cracking up over this: lousyaristotle: in the mean time i would like to share my own most recent rock criticism with you:lousyaristotle: this is from a discussion with my supervisor and...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

We Gotta Get Out Of That Place

Perhaps America will even embrace the wisdom propounded by George W. Bush in the presidential debates of 2000, before the neocons moved in: If we're an arrogant nation, they'll resent us. If we're a...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

And Now You Know The Rest Of The Story

Paul Harvey this morning:"Speaking of bad Hollywood actors, Ryan O'Neal has been accused of threatening his son with a handgun."Hadn't listened to WABC in the morning in a while. Curtis and Kuby are t...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

Do ya like good music?

Just wrote a new song and I'm pretty happy with it. I'm feeling optimistic about the bands I'm in (The Disclaimers and Half Ajar), and I'm looking forward to performing with them again. This should be...
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Vaginofascism

Kerry Howley at Hit & Run had me laughing with this: "The current vagoterror threat level is indeed severe. In our post-Vagina Monologues age, what 13 year-old-girl doesn't want candid pictures of...
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

You're Out, Don

Well, being the political dilettante that I am, I hardly followed the elections. I go in and out of paying attention to the day-to-day happenings and reserve my interest for more general ideas about t...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

It's Halloween In Goshen, CT

And my parents are standing in the kitchen, getting agitated because no trick-or-treaters are showing up. It's only like 6:45 or something. But we never got trick-or-treaters at the place I grew up in...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST