suspicious minds |
If I had a dollar for every time I heard the mantra "The DC Metro is SO MUCH BETTER than the New York subway," I'd prolly have just enough money purchase a latte---which I'd promptly splash all...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
now dat's something i can sink my teef into |
Maybe it's because I'm paranoid I've got chicken pox or maybe I'm just lazy or maybe i was in the office til 11:30 hashing out a story 'bout a veto threat to the children's health legislation but I h...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:17:00 GMT |
ain't that america |
there's a fat man.. in the hospital thinking bout his evening slophe's got a pile o' grease running through 'is left ventricle & keeps wondering where is the pop .... i think i may have to pay a visit...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:51:00 GMT |
Dole recalls salmonella-infected melons |
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
... words of hope |
when I'm already stretchedand my boss says."go ahead take a trip up northwe'll figure something out for the days you're gonedon't worry, you'll get paid"and I take that tripbut I don't get paid and ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:00:00 GMT |
i've seen my dentist in a bikini |
and boy can that chick waterski.. i just wish i didn't have a hole in my tooth the size of her durn belly button.. i blame it on this beef jerky fetish i've been nursing for the past four years. man t...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:38:00 GMT |
still fighting the civil war |
"it's long-drawered weather," our county commissioner informed me yesterday afternoon as he, his wife, a farmer/historian, the 80+-year old curater & I were chatting it up in the warmth of the agricul...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:00:00 GMT |
there is a balding man where my bathtub used to be |
and i can't find my toilet. last time i saw it-- round noon - it was sitting under the mailbox. hmmm. the balding man and his cohort have destroyed all of my bathroom walls and most of the flooring. t...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:00:00 GMT |
i'll be tarred and feathered by Alan Jackson |
this is my unedited Sept. 11 editorial for the Daily Hurl. I don't think it will be published for various reasons.. the strongest being the area is attempting to establish itself as a bastion for coun...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT |
birthday list |
if anyone read the NYT's series on Katrina 1 year after and has extra copies could you please save for me??? It was impossible to read online.. My editor would like copies too. I'll reimburse. thanks...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
