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Dermot

About Me

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, Gone fast with a girl named Bo, But somehow they just don't end up as mine. It's a death defyin' life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a livin' in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do Is watch my leadin' ladies Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car. Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I never spend much time in school But I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, Blown up for Raquel Welch. But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey. I might jump an open drawbridge, Or Tarzan from a vine. Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vic Reeves, Paul McGrath and Brendan Behan over some nice strong tea and a couple of hang sandwiches.

My Blog

The Bromine Ballroom

As we walk into the dimly lit crusty carpeted foyer,Its obvious this gig will be full of dressed up indie types Whose wardrobe costs about as much as their HECS debtI feel a pang of regret as I pull m...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:59:00 GMT

Public House

The door handle slips from my fingers The wind sucks it to its closure like a vaccum Startling the two fiends sat at the bar with four stools separating them While they cajole each other loudly The c...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:32:00 GMT

They'll thank us someday

The unforgettable cry of a newborn child- Knowing you have to hand that child over so both parents go back working to pay for its upkeep Long, warm, relaxing summers  Slowly destroying our planet fro...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:13:00 GMT

Seamus

He grinded his teeth so loudly It sounded like a rat was in the roof The pimple faced teenagers sat with him Knowing if they put up with his nonsense long enough he would eventually fill them with dri...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:31:00 GMT

Meanderings of a man stuck in a metal box

Here I am in a major traffic jam Writing a poem on my phone Somebody probably dead in three car smash And all I want to do is get home If things couldn't get much worse The car next to me is blaring ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:30:00 GMT

The Man in the White Nissan

I saw his face As all life's pleasures passed before his eyes All these things could have fallen in a heap As the kid with the overweight schoolbag ran on to the street With one lane of traffic all ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:44:00 GMT

Why can't I cry when i'm awake

  I dreamt i met you last night in a restaurant, I put my hand on your shoulder and asked you "what do you want"? With that you transformed into another face And sent me to another time and place...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:00:00 GMT

Can't be f**ked with tha

Cant be fucked with tha       Other peoples lives, readers wives, offsides, the kid that cries, Gum on me shoe, nothing to do, getting the flu, waiting in a queue, Walking the line, fil...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 00:48:00 GMT

giving up tabs

OK so i have done the right thing so why am i so miserable. They are evil, disgusting, insidious, carcinogenic and expensive but i dont half miss the little blighters. It is now 65.5 hours since i las...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 23:29:00 GMT