The Bromine Ballroom |
As we walk into the dimly lit crusty carpeted foyer,Its obvious this gig will be full of dressed up indie types Whose wardrobe costs about as much as their HECS debtI feel a pang of regret as I pull m... Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
Public House |
The door handle slips from my fingers
The wind sucks it to its closure like a vaccum
Startling the two fiends sat at the bar with four stools separating them
While they cajole each other loudly
The c... Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
They'll thank us someday |
The unforgettable cry of a newborn child-
Knowing you have to hand that child over so both parents go back working to pay for its upkeep
Long, warm, relaxing summers
Slowly destroying our planet fro... Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:13:00 GMT |
Seamus |
He grinded his teeth so loudly
It sounded like a rat was in the roof
The pimple faced teenagers sat with him
Knowing if they put up with his nonsense long enough he would eventually fill them with dri... Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:31:00 GMT |
Meanderings of a man stuck in a metal box |
Here I am in a major traffic jam
Writing a poem on my phone
Somebody probably dead in three car smash
And all I want to do is get home
If things couldn't get much worse
The car next to me is blaring ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
The Man in the White Nissan |
I saw his face
As all life's pleasures passed before his eyes
All these things could have fallen in a heap
As the kid with the overweight schoolbag ran on to the street
With one lane of traffic all ... Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:44:00 GMT |
Why can't I cry when i'm awake |
I dreamt i met you last night in a restaurant,
I put my hand on your shoulder and asked you "what do you want"?
With that you transformed into another face
And sent me to another time and place... Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:00:00 GMT |
Can't be f**ked with tha |
Cant be fucked with tha
Other peoples lives, readers wives, offsides, the kid that cries,
Gum on me shoe, nothing to do, getting the flu, waiting in a queue,
Walking the line, fil... Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 00:48:00 GMT |
giving up tabs |
OK so i have done the right thing so why am i so miserable. They are evil, disgusting, insidious, carcinogenic and expensive but i dont half miss the little blighters.
It is now 65.5 hours since i las... Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 23:29:00 GMT |