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Mohammed Said

He said, he said: We will slaughter them all!

About Me

Too many lives to remember - I get lost in my parts (a fisherman by the Indian Ocean; a horse; a monk in the Middle Ages; a street child in India; several lives as an Australian Aboriginal; a child gassed at Treblinka, etc. Also, a simultaneous life in Soweto.)My favourite dish is: peppermint ice-cream

My Interests

Collecting small rocks; playing my drums while the neighbours are out (I'm a closet drummer); meeting my wild pigeon in the park and looking for traces of pollonium (a kind of pollen); riding horses and camels; reading in my secret garden; writing secret messages in my diary which no one will ever read; sand trafficking; walking; getting lost in the desert

I'd like to meet:

KF

Music:

Al Bowlly, Noel Coward, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Fairuz, The Specials, Tubeway Army, Abdul Majeed Abdullah, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Serge Gainsbourg, The Flaming Stars, Louis Armstrong, Thee Billy Childish, John Otway, Radiohead, Gallon Drunk, Juliette Greco, PJ Harvey, Jacques Brel, Marc Almond, Iggy Pop, The Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, The Ramones

Movies:

The Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Death in Venice, La Cage Aux Folles (OV), Fitzcarraldo, Harold and Maude, The Trial, Some Like It Hot, Bringing Up Baby, On Golden Pond, "What's New Pussycat?", Rabbit-proof Fence, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Le Diner de Cons, La Grande Bouffe, Persona, Sleeper, The Seventh Seal, Mrs. Doubtfire, Wild Strawberries, Dersu Uzala, Seven Samurai, The Ladykillers (OV), The Double Life of Veronique, Tootsie, Le Fantome de la Liberte, What The Bleep Do We Know!?, The Story of the Weeping Camel, An Inconvenient Truth

Television:

Newsnight, Channel 4 News, Question Time, Jonathan Dimbleby (previous defunct version), BBC News 24, Al-Jazeera

Books:

The Cloudspotter's Guide, Travels in Arabia Deserta, The Divan of Hafiz, Under Milk Wood, Beat Your Relatives to A Bloody Pulp, The Prisoner of Brenda, Zorba The Greek, Zabibah and The King, The Human Zoo, Wuthering Heights, Le Petit Prince, Seth Speaks, Volume 9 of the Early Seth Sessions, any books by Benedict Allen or Nigel Barley, any plays by Ionesco, Moby Dick, The Great War For Civilisation: The Conquest of the Middle East, Six Degrees, The World Without Us

Heroes:

Woody Allen, John E. Mack, Evo Morales, Mr. Ed, David Broome, King Faisal I, Simon Hughes, Jeremy Bowen, Captain Cook, Robin Cook, Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu, Katharine Hepburn, Tracey Emin, Beau Chouchou, Gros Loulou, Grosse Nounouche, Dirk Bogarde and Charlotte Rampling, Munch, Chagall, Dali, George Tooker, Winston Churchill, Horace
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My Blog

Post-mortem on the invasion of my country

From The Times14 March 2008:The man who was the primary intelligence source justifying the invasion of Iraq was a chain-smoking, alcoholic, confidence trickster and Iraqi defector called Rafid Ahmed A...
Posted by Mohammed Said on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:48:00 PST

Dubya may be my hottest fan, but he is no friend of mine

The TimesThursday 13 March 2008"Where are they now?Comical AliIf, for the millions watching at home, the war in Iraq was like a slowly unfolding movie, then Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf was the light reli...
Posted by Mohammed Said on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST

COMICAL TONY!!!

From The TimesFebruary 28, 2007THE UNTOLD STORY OF COMICAL TONY AND THE FUTUREAnn Treneman, Political SketchSometimes I think that Tony Blair is just toying with us, like a cat who sheathes his claws ...
Posted by Mohammed Said on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

VINDICATED AT LAST!

VINDICATED AT LAST!!! JUST READ THIS:TONY BLAIR MAKES COMICAL ALI SEEM THE VOICE OF REASON: THE FORMER IRAQI REGIME SPOKESMAN'S BOASTS SEEM ALMOST PROPHETIC, UNLIKE THE PRIME MINISTER'S DELUDED DECLAR...
Posted by Mohammed Said on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST

Invisible Mode

Just imagine all of the words, feelings, musings, rubbish, heroic thoughts and slander filling the cosmos and this page, but you can't read any of it, 'cos it's IN INVISIBLE MODE!
Posted by Mohammed Said on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST