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I enjoy spending my days working in my boat shed - and then: - "Hors d'oeuvre?" - "No, thank you." - "Soup?" - "No, thank you." - "Sherry?" - "No, thank you." - "Some water?" - "No, thank you." - "Fish?" - "No, thank you." - "But surely you're going to eat grouse?" - "May I just have a little fried potato, please?" - "But you MUST have some of this delicious bird, Mr. Shaw." - "Really, no, thank you." - "But don't you ever eat normal food?" - "Frequently." - "What do you like as a rule?" - "Tea and wads." - "Whatever are wads, Mr. Shaw?... I'm sorry we haven't a canteen here, since so obviously you seem to prefer your own food."