The Greatest Riff Ive Ever Heard |
I have a beaded bracelet that I call my Bullshit Detector. I can't take it off or put it on myself because the clasp requires two hands. When I want it gone,usually before bed or a shower, I say somet...
Posted by Kavus on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST |
The Admission |
Superintendent Clough stared at me impassively across the table."This is more about an admission of guilt, at this stage, than any sort of, shall we say, dressing down."Once again my mind-hatch was ab...
Posted by Kavus on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST |
A useful chat-up line that really works and/or best man speech |
From invisible Heaven to fuck you,Horizontal fix the Pastor,Ficks the ButcherFlicks the bossanova.*From bloodless Pharoes to neutered Prophets,A gentleman's agreement,And you call these systems random...
Posted by Kavus on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:11:00 PST |
The Visit |
On the fourth day of what I refer to as 'The Visit', I detected a murky funk that thoroughly jangled my nerves and left me with the eye-watering urge to vomit. With shirt futilely pulled up over my no...
Posted by Kavus on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST |
The Largest Room |
So we'd ticked off at least five boxes.We liked the same albums, films and books.We hated people who said "actually" all the time.Our attire was predominantly black.This, to my mind, made us friends....
Posted by Kavus on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST |
Conch Maturity |
If you would hold a conch to your ear, you may hear some sea.Well, that's what I was told, holding a special shell to my lug-hole I was treated to the most eye-watering string of four-letter profaniti...
Posted by Kavus on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:40:00 PST |
We will rock you to your death |
I walked up behind you, but you didn't hear me.
I coughed politely but you still didn't hear me.
I called out your name clearly and directly, in the best West-country accent I could muster, but you di...
Posted by Kavus on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Themepark |
A biblical wind raged, the night that the gammy leg of sobriety kicked my themepark into view. A shoddy construct, the majority of the rides are currently defunct and the few that proport to work do s...
Posted by Kavus on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:50:00 PST |
Some questions |
Do you feel "cheated" by a system that you, at least, feel you have had no part in the construction of ?Perhaps you have waited too long in the Dole queue of reason, unable to provide a convincing Job...
Posted by Kavus on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST |
Turncoat |
"A man gunned down is more use to me than a turncoat".A fair point,I had to concede, but where did that leave me? I was both.By now I reckoned my chances of actually getting out of this "mess" were 20...
Posted by Kavus on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST |
